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0.9 %-a figure that economists, poor loves, had mis-read by a cool 0.7 %. 📊

In his latest “strategy session” (read: YouTube rant to 83,800 wide-eyed subscribers), Svenson reckons ETH could rally by 66% to 200% from its current level. Because, you know, Fibonacci levels. Or as I like to call them, “fancy math that makes my head spin.” 🌀

After a bullish sprint, BONK now pirouettes into a “healthy correction,” retreating toward support like a man returning to his ex’s doorstep. This confluence zone, a sacred trinity of technical indicators, could spark a reversal-or a spectacular implosion. The future remains a mystery, wrapped in candlestick charts. 🕯️

Apparently, Invesco Galaxy filed this thing back on June 25, 2025, like it’s some kind of time capsule. 📜 They’re all about that spot exposure with staking rewards, which sounds fancy but let’s be real-it’s just crypto trying to act grown-up. Unlike Bitcoin or Ethereum ETFs, this one’s all about SOL, the blockchain that’s like the Usain Bolt of Layer 1s. 🏃♂️💨

According to Glassnode-which, I assume, is just a fancy way of saying “people who stare at charts all day”-their “Percent Supply in Profit” metric for ETH just hit 98%. That’s the kind of number I’d want on my cholesterol test, but here it means basically everyone’s sitting on a bonus, except for the one guy who somehow bought ETH during a solar eclipse or something. 📈

Born in 2015 as a “safe communications system” (whatever that means), Gleec later pivoted to a full-blown blockchain ecosystem on a Bitcoin fork. 🍴 Its 21 million GLEEC tokens are here to save emerging markets, one IBAN at a time. Or so they say.

His words sent the yen soaring like a TikTok dance trend and Bitcoin sky-high like a meme stock. USD/JPY dropped 0.5% to 146.72, and Tokyo stocks? They’re now in a breakup spiral after a two-day record rally. 💔

It was Deebeez, a security researcher from Venn Network, who first waved the flag on this debacle, making a post on X (formerly Twitter) to enlighten us all. Apparently, Coinbase’s corporate wallet, in a spectacular display of trust, decided to engage with 0x’s “swapper” contract, which, as the name suggests, is a tool for executing swaps, but not, you know, receiving token approvals. Who would’ve thought?

In the wake of this brave new bull move, a sense of optimism has rippled through the meme coin universe, with Shiba Inu ($SHIB) now eyeing the tantalizing $0.00002 mark. It too has decided to make a bold statement with its breakout-possibly triggering a spike in enthusiasm that could be rivaled only by a cat video going viral.

Anyway, this whole optimistic vibe has made some companies, shall we say, *bold*. Thumzup Media, a company I’d never heard of before (but which apparently has “strong political ties” – always a good sign 🙄) has decided to throw a hefty $50 million at the whole crypto thing. Fundraising, mining operations, the whole shebang. A bit much, isn’t it?