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So, here’s the tea: XRP’s relative strength index (RSI) is having a moment. Taylor’s like, “Girl, it hit 30-that’s basically crypto’s version of ‘I’m fine,’ but we all know it’s not fine.” Apparently, this is the second-lowest RSI reading ever, which historically means XRP’s about to go from zero to hero. But it’s not just the number-it’s the speed. Taylor’s all, “That RSI dropped faster than my interest in a second date,” and now he’s convinced the market’s overreacted like a teenager with a broken heart.

Coinbase is switching to a new system called DFlow to handle trades, which they say will dramatically reduce failed transactions – by as much as eight times. This change will also make it easier to trade more tokens and help users get better prices, according to a recent announcement.

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According to the wise scribes at The Wall Street Journal, this platform will unleash AI applications in finance, operations, customer service, analytics, and enterprise software. Because, as we all know, nothing says “efficiency” like teaching a machine to handle complaints about faulty widgets.

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Before the ink could dry on the advisors’ quills, the masses, driven by some primal urge to gamble with the future, flocked to this new idol. “Self-directed,” they call it-a polite euphemism for “unhinged from reason.” Amy Oldenburg, with a shrug that speaks volumes, declares, “It was not even available in advisory on the wealth platform.” Ah, the modern investor: a creature of impulse, not wisdom.

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