The breach, a veritable feast for hackers in 2023, saw usernames, passwords, and the last four digits of Social Security numbers exposed to “unauthorized third parties,” a phrase that feels less like an admission of guilt and more like a polite nod to the chaos.
Since mid-January, this entity-let’s call it “Whalebert”-has accumulated 7,189 XMR, placing limit bids between $250 and $315 worth $1.47 million. A masterclass in patience, or just someone with a vendetta against short-term thinking?
Back strongly disagrees with the idea that Bitcoin functions as a political voting system. He views it instead as a technical network that reaches agreement through its underlying technology. Specifically, he explains that the ‘proof of work’ process isn’t about casting votes, but about ensuring everyone agrees on the correct order of transactions, even when faced with potential disruptions or conflicts.
So grab your coffee, or something stronger, because the Bitcoin drama is unfolding faster than a reality TV show. With geopolitical tensions flaring like a teenager at a family dinner and shadowy traders making bank like they’re in a high-stakes poker game, our beloved pioneer crypto is on a rollercoaster ride, caught between the impulse to consolidate and the urge to throw caution to the wind.
On Feb. 15, the price gave a feeble wink upward, but the network activity? Oh, it was more interested in takin’ a nap than joinin’ the party. The XRP burned as fees that day? A paltry 126-like a squirrel’s stash after a bad winter. The day before, it was still puffin’ up its chest with 519 XRP, but then… poof! The burn rate vanished like a mirage in a drought. XRPSCAN, bless its data-driven heart, watched it all with a shrug.
This purchase was delivered with a side of commentary, singing the praises of the Bitcoin network, which, it seems, can send global payments for less than a dollar, even when banks are taking their afternoon nap on a holiday weekend.
Historically speaking, the real fun starts when most holders are buried in unrealized losses, which is basically financial purgatory. That’s when fear runs rampant and people start selling their prized possessions-like that limited edition Beanie Baby you thought would fund your retirement. But based on current NUPL readings, it looks like we’re not quite there yet, so hang tight!
In case you missed it, Strategy (MSTR) is still on its relentless bitcoin binge, adding another 2,486 BTC last week. I mean, who needs that money for, I don’t know, food or rent?
So, keep your eyes on the support, that sturdy bridge it sways on, sitting snug between $2.00 and $2.30. If the bridge holds, our brave little sprite can keep its bullish swagger, and any burst of trading volume or a so‑called positive trend might lift the whole kingdom, turning the once-modest market into a glittering carnival.
Willy, a man who clearly hasn’t met a metaphor he didn’t like, took to the digital airwaves to debate Henrik Zeberg, who had the audacity to question Cathie Wood’s assertion that Bitcoin is a hedge against inflation. Zeberg, bless his little doubt-button, argued that Bitcoin is “an ultimate risk asset.” Woo, ever the optimist, agreed-because what’s life without a little risk, eh? He then compared gold to a trusty old grandfather clock and Bitcoin to a hyperactive parrot, both claiming to tell time but only one likely to squawk at you during a blackout.
