The U.S. Supreme Court just served up a hefty slice of reality pie to President Trump’s tariff dreams, ruling 6-3 that his administration might have overcooked those tariffs using the International Emergency Economic Powers Act. Surprise!
Hov’s latest analysis, scribbled on the back of what appears to be a napkin from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, reveals a history of sharp declines and recoveries marked by Elliott Wave labels dating back to 2018. Think of it as a financial rollercoaster designed by a committee of cats. The question now is whether XRP is gearing up for a bullish continuation or simply preparing to faceplant into the void of further downside. Spoiler alert: no one knows, but we’re all here for the ride.
Another day, another financial bloodbath for Bitcoin funds. On Thursday, February 19, Bitcoin ETFs reported net outflows of $165.76 million. Clearly, investors are not just taking their chips off the table; they’re throwing the whole table out the window.
With an air of bravado, Garlinghouse pointed out the shifting tides in Washington, suggesting that prediction markets were finally feeling optimistic. “The CLARITY Act spiked because of comments yesterday from a senator,” he mused, with the confidence of a fortune teller predicting riches. “I think now 90% will pass by the end of April.” Can we get a round of applause for such certainty?
Enforcement provisions would slap civil penalties of $500,000 per violation, a sum large enough to make a small planet blink. The aim is to stop firms from conjuring up yield farming on stablecoin balances, which is a bit like discovering someone has been charging tolls on a moon you didn’t know you owned.
The document, a mere whisper of a Senate discussion draft, dares to outline a framework for regulating digital commodities, all under the watchful eye of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission. It’s early days, but the direction is as clear as a Missouri river on a sunny afternoon-federal agencies are set to dictate who rules the crypto roost and how stablecoins may prance.
Stuart Alderoty, Ripple’s chief legal officer (and presumably their designated comma warrior), announced that the CLARITY Act discussions have entered the “specific language” phase. This is Washington-speak for “We’re finally getting to the part where we argue about whether ‘digital asset’ should be hyphenated.”
Crypto.news reports HYPE hit $29.23 after a brief Asian-trading-hour spike. Imagine that-a 6% bounce, which is about as thrilling as finding a single sock in a dryer. But hey, progress!
Social media sentiment toward XRP has surged to a five-week high while Bitcoin and Ethereum remain as lively as a damp sock, according to data from analytics firm Santiment. The firm, presumably funded by someone who believes in “data,” shared evidence on X showing XRP’s Positive/Negative Sentiment indicator has climbed to 2.35. For context, that’s roughly the enthusiasm level of a man in a room full of other men who all agree the TV should be louder.
To the uninitiated, such a declaration might invoke a sense of dread, as if the very foundation of their financial dreams were crumbling beneath them. Yet, for the seasoned contrarian, it presents a most delightful opportunity-the chance to wade into the fray and seize what others so desperately cast aside.