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In a most splendid twist of fate (or perhaps mere coincidence), Anchorage Digital has decided to expand its Atlas collateral management platform. This isn’t just any expansion; no, dear reader! It comes through an integration with Kamino, that clever little creation born from the genius minds of the Solana Company. The outcome? A glorious opportunity for institutions to borrow on Solana, all while their assets remain cozily wrapped in the warm embrace of regulatory custody.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer artistry of investors pulling capital from these crypto ETFs like they’re fleeing a zombie apocalypse. Bitcoin’s spot ETFs bled a hefty $410.37 million this week, and trust me, it wasn’t just a small cut. Ten funds joined in on the fun, but Blackrock’s IBIT led the charge downwards with a whopping $157.56 million gone. Fidelity’s FBTC and Grayscale’s GBTC also felt the love-or lack thereof-with losses of $104.13 million and $59.12 million, respectively. Grayscale’s Bitcoin Mini Trust didn’t escape either, shedding $33.54 million, while Ark & 21shares’ ARKB lost $31.55 million. Talk about a collective “Oh no, what have we done?”

On Aug. 15, 2025, this crypto Casanova DMs Wietse, sweating more than a villain in a Brooks comedy. “Help! I’ve nested myself into oblivion!” he cries. Turns out, he set up multisign for his multisign accounts, creating a crypto Catch-22. The XRP Ledger, ever the rule-follower, says, “Nope, not today!” Even with the secrets, the signatures are as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

In the sultry climes of Brasília, where the air is thick with the scent of samba and scandal, Deputy Luiz Gastão has unveiled a scheme so audacious, so delightfully absurd, that one wonders if the carnival spirit has seeped into the halls of power. On February 9, 2026, with a flourish worthy of a baroque novelist, he presented Substitute Bill No. 1 (SBT 1 CDE) to the Economic Development Committee, a document that reads less like legislation and more like a fever dream of fiscal folly.

RippleX, in a move that can only be described as “we’re trying to sound important,” framed this change as a broadening of XRPL’s settlement primitives. They announced via X (formerly known as Twitter, because rebranding is the new black):

The cosmos, it would seem, enjoys a good arithmetic riddle. The scheme promised daily returns of up to 3% through supposed crypto trading, a number that would make even the most optimistic calculator consider retirement and buy a small island. Not that anything about this story resembles a fair game-unless the game is called “Find the Money That Isn’t There.”

On March 16, 2026, at 1500 KST, they announced a delisting, like a loud door slamming in the face of a perfectly cheerful marching band. The whispery excuses behind the curtain spoke of disclosure transparency, project operations, and development progress, tickling the air with the kind of reasons that make even the bravest hodler yawn with a knowing grin.

Solana could not conjure a lift above $90, and, like a party guest who overindulges on champagne, it drifted below $85 and $82 into a short-term bearish mood.

Ah, Coinbase, the harbinger of a new era! It unfurls the banner for AI Wallets that trade crypto autonomously, as if they were children unleashed in a candy store, all thanks to an ingenious framework specifically tailored for our artificial compatriots.