Crypto Chaos: South Korea’s $42B Oopsie Sparks Circuit Breaker Frenzy
The Bank of Korea (BOK), in a report that’s about as thrilling as a sermon on a Sunday afternoon, declared that officials ought to adopt trading curbs akin to those of the Korea Exchange. You know, to freeze the action when the market starts doin’ the jitterbug. This brainwave comes hot on the heels of Bithumb’s February folly, where they handed out more Bitcoin than most folks see in a lifetime.

