According to accounts, lawmakers voted 429 in favor, 109 against, and 44 abstentions, a tally spoken of as if recounting the last olives of a harvest. This allows talks with the Council of the EU and the European Commission to proceed, as if the coin of the realm itself were turning a corner in a dusty street.
The project, my dear, is all about atomic settlements between on-chain securities and central bank funds. A critical step, they say, toward modernizing financial infrastructure. Chainlink, with its decentralized oracle and interoperability framework, is positioning itself as the belle of the ball in this traditional-meets-crypto waltz.
Just a day after he tweeted about “Orange Dots Matter”-because, of course, nothing says fiscal responsibility like color-coded graphics-his company, Strategy, decided to dive headfirst into the Bitcoin pool once again.
Ripple Custody, that august institution, stands as the beacon for the regulated elite, its momentum a juggernaut that brooks no delay. Recent alliances and integrations, like so many cogs in a finely tuned machine, render deployment swift, secure, and-dare one say-almost effortless.
🟢 @securosys This union, my dear reader, brings…
So, Crypto_Luke says XRP’s first stop is $3.84, which is like the “Oh, cute, it’s trying” phase. But then, BOOM, it hits $18, and suddenly it’s the fifth wave of market momentum. You know, like when you’re at a party and you’ve had one too many drinks and you’re like, “I’m unstoppable!” Except this time, it’s your crypto portfolio feeling invincible.
The spree arrived amid yet another carnival of volatility for Ethereum, where on-chain whispers show heavy selling from other grandees and ETH wandering near multi-month lows.
First, the slumbering behemoth: a Bitcoin whale, dormant since 2019, has stirred from its seven-year nap, splashing a cool $140 million worth of BTC into the pond. Meanwhile, XRP finds itself in a precarious 5% window, where the difference between a triumphant bull and a sobbing bear hinges on a sneeze. And then, like a magician who’s lost his rabbit, Sam Bankman-Fried reappears, declaring, “FTX was never bankrupt! It was the lawyers, I tell you, the lawyers!”
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Ah, Bitcoin, our beloved digital currency, has once again slipped into a state of disarray, plummeting to $68,500 on Tuesday. It appears the elusive $70,000 mark was just a mirage, as it danced tantalizingly above us over the weekend before vanishing like a magician’s rabbit. Meanwhile, the CoinDesk 20 Index (CD20) saw a dip of 0.23% in the last 24 hours. Just a typical Tuesday in crypto-land.