Squid’s Misfortune: A Tale of Names, Not Fate

Reports from the vigilant Blockaid and PeckShield unveiled a vulnerability in the SquidRouterModule, a module as foreign to Squid Router as a penguin in the Sahara. The attacker, a digital puppeteer, exploited a publicly available text string to masquerade as a trusted delegate. The victims, having naively added this defective contract to their wallets, unwittingly handed the hacker the keys to their digital coffers. Through Uniswap V3, the miscreant swapped real tokens for counterfeit ones, a sleight of hand that would make even the most seasoned magician blush. The funds, like a thief in the night, were whisked away to the wallet “0xA447…54859,” leaving 86 Gnosis Safe addresses bereft of 3.07 million DAI.

You Won’t Believe How This Crypto Startup Stole the EU’s Passport!

Coinhouse wound up with a PSCA accreditation, turning yesterday’s PSAN registration into a passport that allows it to broker, guard, funnel and counsel on digital assets across the entire European Union-just in time for the July 1, 2026 MiCA deadline. Think of it as a one‑ticket pass to every EU crypto‑themed amusement park.

Shocking! Bitcoin’s Bizarre Ballet Might Keep You Rich!

Last week the SEC, in a move that would make a hedge fund blush, gave a conditional nod for Nasdaq PHLX to trade European‑style, cash‑settled Bitcoin index options under the jaunty ticker QBTC. A fine still the CFTC’s thumbs‑up is pending – until then, this delicious pizza of futures sits on the plate, no eat.

Ethereum Co-Founder Pushes for Native Private ETH Transfers in Hegota Upgrade

A new plan, outlined by Lehman on Friday and called EIP-8182, suggests creating a single, built-in system for private transactions on Ethereum. Currently, privacy features are handled by separate apps, which can be difficult for users. This proposal aims to simplify things by having the Ethereum network itself manage these private transactions.