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According to Blockchain metrics, 95.24% of Bitcoin’s total supply has been mined, which is like realizing you’ve eaten 95% of the pizza and now you’re left with the crust. Thanks to the 2024 halving, block rewards have been slashed from 6.25 BTC to 3.125 BTC per block. It’s like your allowance getting cut in half, but instead of complaining to your parents, you just keep mining. Reaching the 99% threshold won’t happen until February 2035, which is roughly the same time I plan to finally clean out my garage.

The stock, a mere shadow of its former self (down 57% in six months), has somehow outpaced Bitcoin and even Microsoft this year. How? By embracing volatility like a long-lost lover, its amplified swings now a shareholder’s serenade. Oh, the irony of financial markets-where chaos breeds opportunity.

If you thought the world of cryptos was small and your bank account reflected that, think again. Bitmine Immersion Technologies-by far the most tasteful name for a company that apparently thinks it can out-crypt the rest of us-added 60,976 ETH last week, swooping in like a billionaire with an extra suitcase. That puts their total … Read more

Last week, XRP basked in institutional admiration, outperforming the market with the self-satisfaction of a debutante at a country ball. Alas, CoinShares now reports that the profit-taking season has arrived-capital, it seems, prefers the exit rather than polite conversation.

As the market slumped into its latest slump, the holders-those brave souls who’d bet their futures on blockchain-panicked like startled jackrabbits. Positions were closed with the speed of a tumbleweed in a gale, and the market, already bruised, took a body blow. Prices tumbled, not with dignity, but with the grace of a housecat chasing its tail.

Bitcoin, that most audacious of digital alchemists, has ascended by 3.5% since the conflict began, while gold, once the aristocrat of safe havens, has been unceremoniously stripped of its gilded robes, dropping 5%, and silver-poor, overexposed silver-has plummeted 12%.

Coinbase now offers new futures contracts for popular digital currencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum through its Advanced platform. These contracts allow traders to potentially amplify their gains with leverage, up to around 10x, depending on the specific contract.

At present, the poor thing hovers near $0.09, clinging desperately to a support zone between $0.088 and $0.090, as if it were a lady grasping her reticule in a crowded ballroom. This region, one must admit, has proven itself a stalwart defender, repelling the advances of further decline with a firmness that would put even the most resolute chaperone to shame.

Well now, it seems the US Treasury has taken up a new hobby-wrestling with crypto crooks. Published in March 2026, this report-born of the GENIUS Act signed by President Trump on July 18, 2025-lays out a grand vision for fighting money laundering, sanctions evasion, and terrorist financing with the help of fancy new tech. By the gander, it’s a document so long and full of jargon, even the squirrels in the Capitol Building are cross-referencing footnotes.

The escalating U.S.-Israel-Iran “card‑shuffling” has stayed an excellent prop for global markets to practice their sweat‑dripping anxiety. Bitcoin, the darling of digital gold fancies, has been wobbling around this fracas – selling off to war‑driven lows near $63,000 earlier this month, then clawing back like a fox in a henhouse, though it still flinches at the next eruptive sneeze.