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Young Ki, the whimsical wizard at the helm of CryptoQuant, has made a startling meatball drop: Cryptoblobby Cramer is as bearish on Bitcoin as a grumpy grandma on Christmas morning.
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In what could only be described as a delightful tweet tempest, Ki Young Ju pointed out that the notorious CNBC Sour Grapes connoisseur, Mr. Jim Cramer, is 100% ready to plant a Bitcoin burial garden party.
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BREAKING: Jim Cramer is 100% bearish on Bitcoin.
Merry Christmas 🎄
\n – Ki Young Ju (@ki_young_ju) December 24, 2025\n
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That\’s right, folks! Cramer-that goblin known for his scowly economic prophecies-has a reputation for being as inconsistent as a chocolate teapot. His chicken-scratch opinions on cryptocurrencies can often be read upside down and backwards for better forecasts.
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Recall the time last fall when Cramer, caught up in a tickle fit, tweeted out “Buy crypto!” and, lo and behold, Bitcoin soared to a dizzy height of over $126,000, only to shrug off its uncomfortable bonnet and dive headfirst to a humble $80,000 in weeks. Talk about a spectacular stumble!
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And speaking of stumbles, Bitcoin is now tiptoeing through its fourth annual dip dance-which, for once, isn\’t pandemonium or a scandal stage performance.
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At present, Bitcoin is riding a slight rollercoaster in the clouds, up 0.34% to $87,327, yet still about 7% down for the year.
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The market feels like a trapeze artist on a rainy day, with trading volumes as thin as Mrs. Twit\’s eyebrows and retail gambling turning lazy.
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Meanwhile, the U.S.-listed spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds are acting like a bunch of spoilsport elves, net-selling to the tune of over $5.2 billion since the leaf-falling season kicked off on Oct. 10.
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Santa rally on its sleigh?
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Despite the yawnsome crypto market, some ho-ho-hardy investors are crossing their fingers for a “Santa Claus Rally,” a blessed tradition of festive stock joy running from the last five days of the year right through till the New Year\’s hangover.
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Contrarily, U.S. stocks are all dressed up with ribbons, staying perky for a classic Santa show, hitting highs as if there’s no curriculum vitae to crush, while looking sheepishly at a jobs market not quick to sour.
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And while the crypto crowd watches with wide eyes and twitchy fingers, a more than $23 billion options expiry plays peekaboo. Yet, even the tinsel can\’t outshine holiday lingo\’s thin-handedness affecting market jitters.
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Young Ki, the whimsical wizard at the helm of CryptoQuant, has made a startling meatball drop: Cryptoblobby Cramer is as bearish on Bitcoin as a grumpy grandma on Christmas morning.
In what could only be described as a delightful tweet tempest, Ki Young Ju pointed out that the notorious CNBC Sour Grapes connoisseur, Mr. Jim Cramer, is 100% ready to plant a Bitcoin burial garden party.
BREAKING: Jim Cramer is 100% bearish on Bitcoin.
Merry Christmas 🎄
– Ki Young Ju (@ki_young_ju) December 24, 2025
That’s right, folks! Cramer-that goblin known for his scowly economic prophecies-has a reputation for being as inconsistent as a chocolate teapot. His chicken-scratch opinions on cryptocurrencies can often be read upside down and backwards for better forecasts.
Recall the time last fall when Cramer, caught up in a tickle fit, tweeted out “Buy crypto!” and, lo and behold, Bitcoin soared to a dizzy height of over $126,000, only to shrug off its uncomfortable bonnet and dive headfirst to a humble $80,000 in weeks. Talk about a spectacular stumble!
And speaking of stumbles, Bitcoin is now tiptoeing through its fourth annual dip dance-which, for once, isn’t pandemonium or a scandal stage performance.
At present, Bitcoin is riding a slight rollercoaster in the clouds, up 0.34% to $87,327, yet still about 7% down for the year.
The market feels like a trapeze artist on a rainy day, with trading volumes as thin as Mrs. Twit’s eyebrows and retail gambling turning lazy.
Meanwhile, the U.S.-listed spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds are acting like a bunch of spoilsport elves, net-selling to the tune of over $5.2 billion since the leaf-falling season kicked off on Oct. 10.
Santa rally on its sleigh?
Despite the yawnsome crypto market, some ho-ho-hardy investors are crossing their fingers for a “Santa Claus Rally,” a blessed tradition of festive stock joy running from the last five days of the year right through till the New Year’s hangover.
Contrarily, U.S. stocks are all dressed up with ribbons, staying perky for a classic Santa show, hitting highs as if there’s no curriculum vitae to crush, while looking sheepishly at a jobs market not quick to sour.
And while the crypto crowd watches with wide eyes and twitchy fingers, a more than $23 billion options expiry plays peekaboo. Yet, even the tinsel can’t outshine holiday lingo’s thin-handedness affecting market jitters.
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