Last Wednesday, Ethereum-a cuddly digital dragon that had puffed itself up to a magnificent $4,776-suddenly felt a teeny-tiny pin whisper “pop!” and whooshed through its own “Active Realized Pricey-do” safety net. Down, down, down it flollopped, skimming $4.074 before anyone could yell “Fetch the net!”
Someone, it seems, replaced the dragon’s rocket fuel with squid ink. On closer inspection, those dull, suit-clad giants we call “institutional investors” were sneaking out the emergency escape hatch in their Spot Ethereum ETFs faster than a sneeze in a pepper factory. Poof-$4,800 dreams evaporated like lollipops in the sun. 🍭💸
422.3 Million Buckaroos Flushed in a Single Tea-Time
Tuesday, 19 August, will live in infamy as ETF Black-Tuesday Lite™. Accordion-playing data nerds at SosoValue report that precisely 422.3 million green-backed notes vanished during one trading session-the second-biggest stampede since these rickety ETFs first opened their doors. (Top prize still clings to 4 August’s 465 million exodus, mouthing “neener-neener” from its trophy shelf.)
Our villains of the hour:
- Grayscale, carting off $122 million in suitcases with dodgy wheels.
- Fidelity, lugging $156.32 million in a wheelbarrow with one squeaky shoe.
- Even mighty BlackRock felt the draught; its ETHA dragon-hoard shrank from a swaggering 15.8 billion to a slightly less swaggery 14.7 billion-a haircut grand enough to make even Rapunzel blush.
This avalanche of exits was timed so cunningly that if it were a prank, it would get straight A’s in villain school. ETH was already sliding off its perch; the extra whoosh pushed it clean under the psychological $4,100 swimming pool.
And if you think Tuesday was merely a hiccup, brace your trousers-there was a full three-day burp! Monday’s exit totaled $196.62 million, and Friday squeezed out $59 million, completing a four-day getaway worth more than $677 million. That’s enough moola to buy every child in Belgium a chocolate fountain. Mmm, chocolate. 🍫
From King-of-the-Hill to Face-in-the-Dirt in Eight Trading Days Flat
In the eight carefree sessions before Friday’s kerfuffle, Spot Ethereum ETFs binged like a birthday cake-eating up $3.7 billion. In fact, august 11 saw over $1 billion forcing itself through the door at once, chasing a slice of that pie-in-the-sky $4,800 topping. Alas, the party platter was whisked away-revealing nothing but soggy napkins.
As this terribly tragic tale is inked, ETH teeters at $4,167, after putting a brave paw at $4,070. It’s scribbling a tentative 1.3% skid today and a full 10% nosedive over the week. Hedge funds, those darling buzzards of the financial sky, have nearly doubled their short positions in seven days-because nothing says “faith in the system” like a bucket of 🐻 sandwichs.
Further tip-toeing out of the ETF door could pin the poor dragon beneath the $4,000 trampoline. Who knows? If the trend persists, ETH might cannonball all the way down to the squishy, scary middle of the $3,000 paddling pool-floaties and all. 🏊♂️
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2025-08-21 16:46