Oh, honey, the Cardano Foundation is at it again! 🌟 They’re all like, “Let’s apply for the .ada and .cardano domains because, you know, we totally need more acronyms in our lives.” 😏 Apparently, this is their master plan to “strengthen their digital presence” and “establish themselves in the broader crypto industry.” Because, obviously, a fancy domain name is the missing piece to world domination. 🌍💅
According to a super serious X post, the Foundation is footing the bill for this little adventure. 💸 Because, you know, what’s a few million in crypto when you’re trying to look cool on the internet? 😎
🗳️ Cardano Foundation Begs for Your Approval (Again)
So, the Foundation is now in the “please-like-us” phase, aka gauging community support. They’ve even included a link for you to vote, because nothing says “we’re confident” like asking everyone if they think you’re doing a good job. 🤷♀️ Once they get enough virtual high-fives, they’ll pay up and submit the application. Because, you know, democracy in crypto is so fetch. 🦄
Their official statement? “This initiative aims to enhance trust, accessibility, and innovation across the Cardano ecosystem.” Aka, “We’re doing this because it sounds impressive in a press release.” 📰✨
They’re banking on an upcoming application window from ICANN, the folks who manage domain names and stuff. 🌐 ICANN, the nonprofit based in the U.S., hasn’t allowed applications for this program in 13 years, but hey, 2026 is their year! 🎉 Or so the Foundation hopes. 🤞
“With ICANN’s new application window opening in Q1 2026 for the first time since 2012, this is a unique opportunity to strengthen Cardano’s digital presence and unlock new innovations bridging Web2 and Web3.” 🌉✨
– Cardano Foundation (@Cardano_CF) October 22, 2025
If this actually works, people in the Cardano ecosystem can register domains like vespr.ada or nmkr.cardano. Because who doesn’t want a domain name that sounds like a sci-fi character? 🤖
💸 ADA Price: Still Not Impressed
Meanwhile, ADA is chilling at $0.6325, with a 1.6% dip in the last 24 hours. 😢 Clearly, the market is like, “New domains? Cute, but we’re not buying it.” One X user even called ADA “worthless” because, you know, fundamentals. 📉 But hey, analysts are all like, “Golden cross is coming! ADA to $0.9!” 🌈 And Lark Davis is hyping it as the best crypto to buy in 2025. Because optimism is free, right? 🎢
So, will .ada and .cardano save the day, or is this just another crypto sideshow? 🍿 Only time will tell. Stay tuned, folks! 🎬
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2025-10-22 21:32