Last night, while my neighborās cat squinted at the moon like a cheap brokerage terminal, VIRTUALās charts themselves began to sweat, praying for the $0.80 floor to hold lest they slide into purgatory. This report-scribbled between bites of stale black bread-records that frantic aspiration for a 10X miracleā¦ or a glorious collapse.
Somewhere between the third glass of kvass and a mild hallucination, I glanced at the terminal: $0.0300 to $5.12 faster than a bureaucrat pockets a bribe. Retail traders, whales, even that dude who always huffs cheap perfume at the bazaar-everyoneās aboard this carnival ride. š¢
At this very moment the weekly chart trembles like a violin string just before the wolf howls. A blatantly visible $0.40 rejection zone-like a theatrical scar painted on for effect. And just beneath it, dear readers, the famous $0.80 abyss beckons: āFall if you dare,ā it whispers, nibbling Krause sausages. š
Technical prophecy-brought to you via cracked spectacles
Should the bulls glue that gap shut, VIRTUAL will rocket faster than Behemoth after pilfered salami. Otherwise, whoosh-straight down to infamy. The analysts-those sleek rodents with MBA tails-call this a āpotential reversal.ā I call it Tuesday. š
Whales assemble, or simply dine out more often
Meanwhile on-chain data (donāt ask how they splice the chain, probably mango juice) announces whales slurping VIRTUAL on the spot like itās complimentary borscht. Their mammoth orders bulk up around $0.80 like snowdrifts on Patriarchās Ponds. š
Futures traders, giddy on leverage, are building long pyramids taller than Ivan the Great Bell Tower-until someone claps and everything crumbles like cheap plaster. But for now, confidence drips like honey.
The 10X dream-math borrowed from a street fortune-teller š
If all stars align, cash belts tighten, and the Moon itself behaves, VIRTUAL could indeed 10-bagger toward the hallowed $5.12. CoinGlass claims liquidity pools glimmer at higher altitudes, enticing like forbidden fruit.
Yet markets, those perfidious devils, rarely draw straight lines. One rogue whale burp, one bout of profit-shedding hysteria, and the ascent turns into a Stairway to Georgia (the country). Fret, speculate, light candles-do what you must. š
Thus, dear reader: the technical candles bow, the whales chant, the futures toast. But certainty? As reliable as a cheap chess automaton. Invest your Sunday kopeks (and maybe your motherās dowry) only if youāre immune to heartburn and midnight terrors.
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