So, there you are, minding your own business, sipping your tea (or perhaps something stronger, given the state of the crypto market), when suddenly the internet decides to throw a tantrum. Cloudflare, the galactic overlord of network services, apparently tripped over its own ethernet cable and caused a ruckus that left crypto enthusiasts and social media addicts staring at error messages like they were modern art. 🖼️
In a Tuesday update that could only be described as “we’re sorry, but also, oops?” Cloudflare admitted to an “internal service degradation” at 11:48 am UTC. Because, of course, it’s always an “internal” issue when the entire internet goes haywire. They claimed to have fixed it, but let’s be honest, we’ve all heard that one before. 🤷♂️
“[W]e believe the incident is now resolved,” Cloudflare said, probably while crossing their fingers behind their back. “We are continuing to monitor for errors to ensure all services are back to normal.” Translation: “We’re watching the blinking lights and hoping they stop flashing red.” 🔴
Meanwhile, the disruption hit harder than a Bitcoin price crash, affecting sites like X, Truth Social, Coinbase, Blockchain.com, Ledger, BitMEX, Toncoin, Arbiscan, and DefiLlama. Users were left frantically refreshing their screens, muttering, “It’s just a phase, it’s just a phase.” Kraken, ever the overachiever, was quick to announce that everything was fine, thank you very much. 🦑
Interestingly, platforms like BlueSky and Reddit emerged unscathed, presumably because they were too busy arguing about the best cat memes to notice. 🐱
This is a developing story, and further information will be added as it becomes available. Or, you know, when Cloudflare stops pretending everything is fine. Stay tuned, and maybe keep a paper map handy-just in case the internet decides to take another nap. 🌍
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2025-11-18 18:12