Oh, the drama! The intrigue! The sheer chutzpah of it all! Changpeng “CZ” Zhao, the maestro of mayhem, has unleashed a crypto comedy of errors that would make Shakespeare blush! 🌪️ He’s pointing fingers at a Bitcoin whale who allegedly made a cool $192 million from Friday’s crash. “Not sure of validity. Hope someone can cross check,” CZ quipped on X, as if he’s just a casual bystander and not the ringmaster of this circus. 🤡
Not sure of validity. Hope someone can cross check.
Behold, The Whale of Wall Street… or Hyperliquid! 🐳💰
The timing? Perfect. The profit? Enormous. The whale’s short bet-opened faster than you can say “deleveraging”-netted a whopping $192 million. And because why stop there, they opened another ~$160 million short over the weekend. Talk about doubling down! 🎲
Enter our pseudonymous sleuth, Eye, who’s woven a tale more tangled than a bowl of blockchain spaghetti. 🍝 According to Eye, this whale didn’t just stop at Bitcoin-oh no! They rotated $4.23 billion worth of BTC into ETH, staked 570,000 ETH, and interacted with a custom deposit contract. Because why not add a little extra flair? ✨
But wait, there’s more! Eye claims the funds can be traced back to an ENS identity, “ereignis.eth,” which conveniently points to “garrettjin.eth.” And who’s behind that? None other than Garrett Jin, former BitForex bigwig. 🕵️♂️ Jin, however, is singing a different tune: “Hi @cz_binance, thanks for sharing my personal and private information. To clarify, I have no connection with the Trump family or @DonaldJTrumpJr – this isn’t insider trading,” he tweeted, with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. 🔨
Hi @cz_binance, thanks for sharing my personal and private information. To clarify, I have no connection with the Trump family or @DonaldJTrumpJr – this isn’t insider trading.
– Garrett (@GarrettBullish) October 13, 2025
Jin then proceeded to explain his bearish stance with the enthusiasm of a professor on a caffeine binge. 📉 “MACD divergence! Cross-asset correlation! Leverage spirals!” he exclaimed, before proposing a stabilization fund for crypto exchanges. Because, you know, hindsight is 20/20. 🤓
As of now, Bitcoin is chilling at $114,533, probably wondering what all the fuss is about. 🤑
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2025-10-14 08:44