Ah, the dance of capital! 🕺 The once humble data & AI consulting firm, now a treasure chest of digital gold, has unveiled its latest financial folly-a fresh hoard of Bitcoin. Capital B, the phoenix risen from the ashes of Blockchain Group, has once again dipped its quill into the ink of excess, scribbling another €12.4 million (~$14.4 M) onto its ledger for 126 shiny BTC. Their vault now groans under the weight of 2,201 coins, each acquired at the princely sum of $106,770. A king’s ransom, indeed! 👑
But why stop there? 🤑 The company, listed on the Euronext Growth Paris ($ALCPB), dreams of a utopia where it owns 3,000 BTC by the end of fiscal 2025-a mere whisper away on September 27th. And their grandest delusion? To clutch 1% of all Bitcoin by 2033. Ambition, thy name is greed! 😏 Since November, their Bitcoin yield has ballooned to a staggering 1,519.5% YTD. Numbers, numbers, numbers-the opium of the corporate soul.
Yet, in this circus of finance, Capital B is but a jester. 🎭 Ranked 24th on Bitcoin Treasuries, they jostle with HIVE Digital Technologies (also hoarding 2,201 BTC) and trail behind Microcloud Hologram’s 2,353 BTC. A race to the moon, or perhaps the abyss? 🚀🕳️
Meanwhile, Bitcoin, that fickle siren of the markets, 🎢 had a green Sunday-opening at $116,490 and closing at $119,310, a 2.42% leap. Monday’s wave carries it further, though for how long? 🌊 The US economic calendar looms like a storm cloud, with CPI and PPI data ready to whip the markets into a frenzy. And the Fed meeting? A month away, yet already casting long shadows. Will rates be cut? Will Bitcoin soar or plummet? The oracle remains silent, but the gamblers are restless. 🎲
In this theater of the absurd, where numbers reign and logic weeps, one thing is certain: the show must go on. 🎭 Capital B, Bitcoin, the Fed-all players in a grand farce, where the only truth is uncertainty. So, grab your popcorn, dear reader, and watch the spectacle unfold. After all, in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. 👑
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2025-08-11 18:47