🤑 Satoshi’s Snub: The Crypto Quip That Keeps on Giving! 🤑

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Ah, the crypto cosmos, that glittering galaxy of greed and genius, is once again aflutter with the echoes of a phrase so divine, so deliciously dismissive, it could only have been penned by the phantom himself, Satoshi Nakamoto. Fifteen years ago, this enigmatic oracle of the blockchain bestowed upon us a quip so quintessentially Wildean in its wit and hauteur: “If you don’t believe me or don’t get it, I don’t have time to try to convince you, sorry.” 🌟

By now, this jewel of jaded wisdom has become the battle cry of the Bitcoin maximalists, those stalwart souls who, like a Victorian dandy refusing to sully his gloves with plebeian discourse, wave away skeptics with a flick of their digital wrist. “Sorry, darling, but your ignorance is simply not my problem.” 😏

Satoshi’s Snub: A Legend, But With a Twist of Lime

This immortal phrase, dropped like a mic on the BitcoinTalk forum on July 29, 2010, has since been enshrined in the annals of crypto lore. Even the august Brian Armstrong, high priest of Coinbase, couldn’t resist sharing a screenshot of this sacred text on his X account. “It took some time,” he cooed, “but there are hundreds of millions of people that get it now.” 🤑

He’s the one

Who likes all our pretty songs

And he likes to sing along

And he likes to shoot his gun

But he knows not what it means

Knows not what it means

— Samson Mow (@Excellion) July 30, 2025

One can almost hear Mow’s sigh, a mélange of exasperation and amusement, as he laments the hordes of Bitcoin bandwagoners, their enthusiasm as shallow as a socialite’s small talk. “Hundreds of millions,” indeed. But do they truly get it? Or are they merely clinking champagne flutes at the crypto carnival? 🥂🤡

Strategy Strikes Again: A Bitcoin Bonanza That Beggars Belief

Meanwhile, in a move so audacious it could only be described as Saylor-esque, Strategy, the Bitcoin treasury behemoth helmed by the indefatigable Michael Saylor, announced a purchase so colossal it makes Croesus look like a pauper. On July 29, they snapped up a staggering 21,021 BTC, shelling out a cool $2.46 billion. 💰💥

Strategy has acquired 21,021 BTC for ~$2.46 billion at ~$117,256 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 25.0% YTD 2025. As of 7/29/2025, we hodl 628,791 $BTC acquired for ~$46.08 billion at ~$73,277 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRK $STRF $STRD $STRC

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) July 29, 2025

And the pièce de résistance? A 25% Bitcoin yield year-to-date in 2025. As of July 29, Strategy’s hoard has swelled to 628,791 BTC, acquired for a mere $46.08 billion and now valued at a jaw-dropping $74,294,863,484. One can almost hear Saylor’s triumphant cackle echoing through the halls of finance: “Hodl on, my dear, for we are but mere mortals in the temple of Bitcoin.” 🚀🤑

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2025-07-30 11:18