The world’s markets, ever the drama queens, found a moment of respite 🎭💸 as Washington and Beijing agreed to extend their tariff ceasefire—because nothing says “peace” like two nations taking a 90-day napalm break to sip tea and plot round two.
Stockholm’s coffee shops now host the next act, where neither side will “slap” new duties. A relief for corporations gasping under $700B in 2018’s “love letters” 📦💔. Meanwhile, Bitcoin, that incorrigible optimist, eyes $120K like a cat eyeing a laser dot. 🐱💸
Third Round Talks: The Geopolitical Telenovela Continues
Negotiators, armed with stale croissants and caffeine IV drips, build on Geneva’s “romance” and London’s “mild flirtation.” Topics? Tech rules, digital services, and the ever-charming forced transfer of know-how—because who doesn’t want a forced marriage of intellectual property? 💔🌐
Businesses hold their breath, wallets clutched tight. Will this truce last? Or is it merely the calm before the next tariff tweetstorm? 🐦🌀
Beijing, nursing a sluggish economy, plays coy. Last round saw 25% tariffs on soybeans and semiconductors—now they’re testing if a ceasefire can morph into a “deepfake” peace deal. 🎩🐇
Fentanyl: The Uninvited Party Crashers
China, ever the gracious host, tosses fentanyl precursors into the mix. “Please,” they beg, “stop taxing our chemicals—overdoses are *so* last season.” 🐍🍵
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Bitcoin, oblivious to mortal strife, surges to $119,380—a mere 2.88% shy of its July “peak-a-boo.” 📈👻 Hashrates hit records, because why not mine digital gold while the world burns? 🔥⛏️
Analysts warn: low volume means crypto could swing harder than a drunk giraffe. 🦒💃 But hey, when your ETFs and miners throw a party, who needs stability? 🎉
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