Guess What? Mullen’s Taking Your Bitcoin—And Even Your TRUMP Coins—For EVs!

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Oh, look at this! Nasdaq-listed Mullen Automotive—yeah, that Mullen, the one nobody talks about at parties—now accepts Bitcoin and the $TRUMP meme coin for its electric cars. I mean, we’re at the point where you can buy a vehicle with digital Monopoly money. And suddenly they’re rubbing shoulders with Ferrari and BMW like they’re all just hanging out at the crypto salad bar together. 🚗💸

Mullen Automotive: Now Taking Magic Internet Money for Cars

Mullen, a company so edgy they make a butter knife look dangerous, is letting you buy their EVs—including the Bollinger, which I assume is not related to champagne—with cryptocurrencies. Bitcoin? Check. TRUMP coin? Sure, why not. Meme coins, stablecoins… next they’ll take Chuck E. Cheese tokens and frequent flyer miles. Who’s in charge over there, Willy Wonka? 🪙🎰

Anyway, CEO David Michery says this “broadens the audience.” You hear that? Now your crypto-rich friend who’s never owned pants with real pockets can finally buy a vehicle! Expanding horizons! 🚀

Meanwhile, politicians are tripping over themselves to look tech-savvy. California passed AB 1180 so fast it would make your head spin: 68-0! That’s the most agreement in politics since “Free Donuts Day.” 😉

Tesla and Crypto Payments—Is It Coming Back? Or Just Another Musk Tease?

Tesla’s still playing hard to get with crypto. Yeah, you can spend Dogecoin on a belt buckle or a hat, but try buying the actual car. Go ahead. Call Elon, see how far you get. (“I’m sorry, try again later.”) 🚀🐕

They used to take Bitcoin, remember? Then Musk pulled a classic: “Oh, sorry, can’t take it, environmental stuff, yadda yadda.” So now we’re waiting, watching, refreshing Twitter (er, X?), waiting for the day he tweets “We take Bitcoin again!” and rockets the price up while sipping soy milk on Mars. The suspense! The drama! 🍿

Bottom line: everyone’s talking about “mainstream adoption.” Companies are buying Bitcoin like it’s Black Friday. Honestly, at this rate, it won’t be long before your grandma’s bingo club is demanding Dogecoin for those fancy dotters.

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2025-06-27 12:30