Last evening’s numbers from CoinDesk Indices flicker upon my screen with all the charisma of a jaded roulette wheel: a balmy 2955.67, if you must know—down a frumpy 0.4%. One can almost hear the numbers sigh, “Please, not another graph!”
Quite astonishingly, nine of the illustrious twenty have chosen to strut upward, defying the mighty gravity with the panache of over-caffeinated ballet dancers.
Observe our heroes and villains: AAVE has ascended a sprightly 3%, twirling its mustache, while APT follows at 2.2%—not quite a pas de deux, but close enough for the audience to applaud awkwardly.
Meanwhile, FIL tumbles a wincing 2%, tripping over its own laces, and XRP whimpers with a 1.8% retreat. If only there were a blockchain for dignity.
The CoinDesk 20, that peripatetic hydra, pirouettes on a dozen stages across the globe—where numbers dance, traders gasp, and the performance, like a Nabokovian butterfly, is always on the brink of unforeseen metamorphosis. 🎲🦋
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2025-06-27 17:39