Gather ‘round, dear reader, for a tale of whimsical wallets and capricious currencies! An economist, whose followers could fill a reasonably-sized inn, has peered into the swirling mists of finance and declared that Bitcoin (the granddaddy of digital coins) and Ethereum (the inquisitive cousin) are about to go on the most ludicrous thrill ride your financial planner would rather not discuss. 🎠
Now, this is no ordinary economist-oh no! Analyst Henrik Zeberg, having amassed a legion of 190,600 followers on the platform X (formerly known as Twitter, but let’s not confuse matters with a simple name), claims we are careening into the “largest financial bubble ever.” Yes, you heard it right, folks! Larger than Auntie Marge’s famous Christmas pudding, and just as likely to cause chaos! 💥
He ominously foretells a 60% surge in Bitcoin’s value over the next two moons, while the brave and adventurous altcoins may offer profits that make your head spin (up to a staggering 900%!) in a flicker of time that you might just blink and miss. But ah, there is a catch-a big, unfortunate catch, much like a cat in a tree that refuses to come down.
“We have the largest Financial Bubble ever!”
“And it will CRASH!”
“But-hark! We have around 10 weeks of Crypto Bubble Fun! Brace yourselves for ETH rallies, then the big boys (the Large Alts), and finally, the Meme coins that have become all the rage!”
“Do NOT buy and hold for eternity! Don’t fall for the Bubble narrative like a naive adventurer lured by treasure!”
“Buy-when the coin starts to move like a cat on a hot tin roof. And for the love of all that is shiny, know WHERE to exit!”
“You could see 5x, 10x, or more in mere weeks! Perhaps time for a small dance in the street?”
Now, if you squint really hard and focus your inner Fibonacci (because why not), you might notice that altcoins are in the grand third wave rally-yes, the flattering tale of Elliott Wave principles that always adds drama to the market shenanigans. 🎭 With confidence only an economist can muster, Zeberg predicts that when the waves crash, Ethereum and the altcoins will start glowing like a patch of fairy lights lost in a dark forest.
“Altseason is marching our way-just as surely as winter follows autumn…”
“We are well into wave three of this Altseason, which is particularly bouncy and unpredictable, much like a rabbit on a trampoline!”
This chart, if you’re still with us (and we applaud your stamina), reveals how Bitcoin is hoarding the crypto market cap like a dragon with its gold. The bearish trend quietly whispers that altcoins are about to outstrip Bitcoin faster than a squirrel on espresso. 🐿️
He posits that BTC dominance (BTC.D for the connoisseurs) will plummet to a dismal 23.67% in the near future. Currently, it’s languishing at a hefty 60.35%, but we like to think of it as a well-padded throne.
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2025-08-11 11:42