🤑 Crypto Chaos: 3 USA Coins Riding the Bull (or Not) 🌪️

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Ah, the great US CPI data release, a moment as eagerly awaited as a troll under a bridge-only this time, it’s the crypto market that’s either getting a gold coin or a soggy boot. 🪙💨 Will our beloved tokens soar like a wizard on a broomstick, or plummet like a dropped sausage in a dwarf mine? Only the gods of finance (and possibly a few dodgy algorithms) know for sure.

Fear not, dear reader, for BeInCrypto has donned its pointy hat and peered into the crystal ball to bring you three Made in USA coins worth watching. Or ignoring. Your choice. 🧙‍♂️✨

Stacks (STX) – The Slow and Steady Snail 🐌

STX has shuffled up 11.5% this week, about as exciting as watching paint dry on a wet afternoon. But hey, the Parabolic SAR says it’s an uptrend, so who are we to argue? 📈 If it can wiggle past the $0.778 resistance, it might just reach $0.847-a multi-week high! 🎉 Or, you know, it could trip over its own feet and tumble to $0.691. Such is life in the crypto circus. 🪖

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But beware! If STX can’t muster the energy to break that $0.778 barrier, it might as well take a nap at $0.691. Bullish? More like bull-sleepy. 😴

Aerodrome Finance (AERO) – The High-Flyer with Altitude Sickness 🛩️

AERO has rocketed 51% this week, currently hovering at $1.17. But oh, that pesky $1.21 resistance-it’s like a dragon guarding a treasure hoard. 🐉 A breakout could send it soaring to $1.35, but the market’s as cautious as a cat near a vacuum cleaner. 🧹 The Golden Cross says it’s bullish, but then again, so does my neighbor’s parrot, and he’s usually wrong. 🦜

Fail to break $1.21, though, and AERO might nosedive back to $1.00. Bullish outlook? More like bull-in-a-china-shop outlook. 🐂💥

Lumia (LUMIA) – The Shiny New Toy with a Short Battery Life 🔋

LUMIA’s up 28% in the last seven days, jumping from $0.288 to $0.369. It’s the belle of the ball, but will it trip over its own gown? 💃 The Ichimoku Cloud says bullish momentum’s brewing, but then again, so does my tea leaves, and they’re usually full of hot air. ☕ If it can sashay past $0.370, $0.385 is next. Or it could stub its toe and drop to $0.346. Drama, drama, drama. 🎭

And let’s not forget the CPI report-if it’s a dud, LUMIA might as well pack its bags and head for the bargain bin. Bullish thesis? More like bull-in-a-fog thesis. 🌫️

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2025-08-12 01:36