One morning, much like Raskolnikov waking to his own guilt, the developers of cryptocurrency wallets found themselves cast into a pit of bureaucratic hell. Imagine, reader, the trembling hands of a programmer, haunted by dreams of shaking code-only to awake to the reality that Google Play has delivered unto them a new decree: without a banking or money service license, their creations are mere phantasms, unworthy of existence on this digital stage.
These edicts-multiplying across 15 jurisdictions like the Devil’s own spawn-drag developers into labyrinthine legal corridors from the United States to the mysterious archipelago of Japan, and even into the iron embrace of the old continent’s European Union. As if Svidrigailov himself were penning the rules! Those who wish to publish even the humblest wallet, whether it holds coins or mere illusions of coins, must bow to local licensing laws, like peasants to a capricious noble.
In America, the demand is clear: present yourself to FinCEN, obtain money transmitter licenses, or masquerade as an actual bank (the audacity!). Even those crafting non-custodial wallets-whose only sin is unleashing a tool for the masses-are cast down into the chasm of AML, CTF, and KYC regulations. A bureaucratic comedy-or rather a tragedy-particularly since even FinCEN once declared non-custodial wallets innocent and non-transmitting. One cannot help but laugh, bitterly, at this reversal of fortune.
The European Union, determined not to be outdone in absurdity, insists every developer become a CASP under MiCA’s regime-lest one forget the UK, Canada, and Japan, whose agencies lurk in the shadows waiting to pounce. Regulations multiply, feeding off one another, a cancer of compliance hungry for paperwork and suffering.
Critics, not yet driven to madness, mutter of “unmeetable burdens” and the terrible fate awaiting all who challenge these titans. Expenses mount. Open-source innovation writhes in agony. Ordinary souls-seeking only privacy and a moment’s respite-find these tools vanishing; their hope stifled by monstrous compliance programs. Dostoevsky himself might have shed a bitter tear at such a spectacle! 🤦♂️
Google, in its wisdom (or folly), assures us all is done in the interest of “a safe and compliant environment”-words as empty as Peter Petrovich’s promises. Yet, in failing to distinguish custodial from non-custodial, the great Goliath threatens to suffocate creativity, allowing only the powerful and licensed to draw breath in this new regime. Bottom-up innovation? Dead as old Marmeladov in a gutter.
The new rules: immediate for fresh submissions. The old guard: conform or be cast out. Thus, the Play Store becomes a court of law and of suffering, and the developer, tormented by paperwork and existential dread, asks only: must the code also obtain a soul, or will mere licenses suffice? 😵
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2025-08-14 00:12