🚀 Ether to $15K? Fundstrat Says It’s the Next Big Thing! 💰

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Oh, darling, grab your crypto clutch and buckle up! Market whisperers at Fundstrat (yes, the ones with the crystal ball and spreadsheets) are declaring Ether the “biggest macro trade” for the next decade. 🌟 Like, seriously, who needs a 10-year plan when you’ve got ETH? They’re predicting it’ll soar to a cool $15,000 by 2025. 💸✨

“ETH is *the* macro trade for the next 10 to 15 years,” gushed Fundstrat’s CIO Thomas Lee, probably while sipping a latte and staring at charts. “AI is turning the blockchain into a token economy, and Wall Street’s jumping on the bandwagon like it’s the last helicopter out of 2008.” 🚁💼

Meanwhile, Sean Farrell, Fundstrat’s digital asset guru, is like, “Yeah, $12K to $15K by year-end. No biggie. Still plenty of upside, hun.” 🤑 Because why stop at the moon when you can aim for Mars, right?

Lee’s basically echoing his Wednesday research bulletin, where he spilled the tea on Wall Street’s blockchain crush. Apparently, the GENIUS Act (cute name, guys) and the SEC’s “Project Crypto” are the fairy godmothers making this all happen. 🧚‍♀️✨

Oh, and did you know most stablecoins and Wall Street projects are being built on Ethereum? Shocking. 🤯 The Ethereum network’s got a 55% market share of the $25 billion RWA tokenization sector. That’s more dominant than my ex’s opinions at brunch. 🥂

Price Predictions That’ll Make Your Head Spin 🌀

Farrell’s also calling $10K for Ether, which is basically double its current value. Casual. ETH’s already up 60% in the last 30 days, hitting a four-year high of $4,770. Just 2.5% away from its 2021 peak. Close enough, right? 🎢

“Ethereum’s outperforming Bitcoin YTD,” Lee pointed out, probably with a smug smile. “+28% vs +18% for Bitcoin.” Take that, BTC stans! 😏

BitMine’s Got More ETH Than Sense 💎

Tom Lee, the chair of BitMine Immersion Technologies (aka the world’s largest Ethereum treasury company), is on a shopping spree. They’ve hoarded 1.2 million ETH since July, and their treasury’s now worth $5.5 billion. Oh, and their stock? Up 1,300%. Casual flex. 💪✨

Upward Pressure? More Like Rocket Fuel 🚀

Rachael Lucas from BTC Markets dropped this gem: “Record ETF inflows + corporate and sovereign balance sheet allocations = deep structural demand meeting finite supply.” Translation: Prices are going up, up, up. 🌤️

“That’s a recipe for sustained upward pressure, and a sign that digital assets are here to stay in global capital markets.”

And remember when BitMine said Ether could hit $60K? Yeah, let’s just say my retirement plans are looking *chef’s kiss*. 👩‍🍳💋

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2025-08-14 09:41