Plot twist! H100 Group (a.k.a. the financial Justice League featuring GS9 and HOGPF) woke up, said “YOLO 💸,” and dropped SEK 118 million-ish on 102 shiny new Bitcoins at roughly the cost of two Stockholm studio apartments per coin. Total haul? 911.29 BTC-because apparently nothing says “diversified portfolio” like hoarding digital Chuck E. Cheese tokens that your accountant still can’t spell.
Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here debating whether guac is extra while these legends are stress-eating crayons, DCA-ing through crypto winter, and reassuring themselves that “number go up… eventually 🙏.”
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