In the shadowed corridors of Tysons Corner, Virginia, a business intelligence firm named Strategy has been hoarding Bitcoin like a barn cat eyeing a particularly plump mouse. Last week, they added 3,081 BTC to their coffers, a tidy $357 million splurge funded by the alchemy of equity sales. This brings their total stash to 632,457 Bitcoin-a pile so large it could bury a small village in glittering greenbacks, currently valued at over $70 billion.
- Strategy adds 3,081 BTC for $357 million, lifting total holdings to 632,457 BTC worth $70 billion. 🤑
- The purchase, funded via equity sales, was disclosed in an SEC filing. 📜
- Slower August buying pace contrasts with July’s aggressive $3.6 billion allocation. 🐢
Between August 18 and 24, Strategy’s coffers swelled with Bitcoin, purchased at an average price of $115,829 per coin. The SEC, that watchful sentinel of markets, bore witness to this transaction, which now leaves the company clutching a staggering 632,457 BTC. At last check, that’s enough to make even Warren Buffett raise an eyebrow-or perhaps two.
Slower buying pace, higher yield
This latest splurge marks Strategy’s third Bitcoin purchase in August, a month that’s seen them acquire 3,666 BTC in total. That’s a notable slowdown compared to July’s frenzied 31,466 BTC haul. Perhaps the market was simply too hot for even the boldest of investors? Or maybe they’re just playing coy, waiting for the next crypto crash to strike. Either way, their Bitcoin Yield metric-some mysterious alchemy of holdings and shares-has climbed to 25.4% year-to-date. Not bad for a rainy day fund.
Michael Saylor, the Executive Chairman with a penchant for bold proclamations, boasts that the company’s Bitcoin Yield metric is now 25.4% YTD. He also revised their annual targets upward, because why aim low when you can aim for the moon? 🌕
Strategy has acquired 3,081 BTC for ~$356.9 million at ~$115,829 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 25.4% YTD 2025. As of 8/24/2025, we hodl 632,457 $BTC acquired for ~$46.50 billion at ~$73,527 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 25, 2025
With a market cap of $112 billion and Bitcoin holdings valued at $70 billion, Strategy’s stock trades at a 60% premium to its net asset value. This means they can print money (figuratively, of course) and buy more Bitcoin, creating a loop so virtuous it could make a monk blush. 🙏
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2025-08-25 18:02