Well, well, well. If it isn’t Gemini, the exchange run by the Winklevoss twins-those two blokes who seem to have been cloned specifically for the purpose of making cryptocurrency sound slightly less confusing than quantum physics. They’ve gone and done something truly groundbreaking this time. Brace yourselves, folks: they’ve launched an XRP credit card. Yes, you heard that right. A credit card. For XRP. Hold onto your hats 🎩, because this is where finance gets *wild*.
So what does this shiny new piece of plastic do? Oh, not much, really. You can earn 4% cash back on gas, EV charging, and public transport (because nothing screams “cutting-edge innovation” like buses 🚍). Dining will get you 3%, groceries 2%, and everything else a measly 1%. Truly, we are witnessing the dawn of a financial utopia here.
That’s It?
Apparently so. And if you think the XRP community is jumping for joy at this revelation, then I’ve got some bad news for you. To say they’re underwhelmed would be like saying dragons in Discworld are mildly inconvenient. One member summed it up perfectly:
So basically the same product you ALREADY HAVE … but with a little “X” on it 🤦🏻♂️ Jeez…
– TheXRPDon (@DonnieSEvans) August 25, 2025
Another chimed in with all the enthusiasm of someone stepping barefoot onto Lego:
So a new camo for the same card. EW
– leo (@aFreeCubanNOW) August 25, 2025
And let’s not forget this gem from Trey, whose disappointment could probably power a small village:
This is the big news? Ouch….
– Trey (@Trey5610) August 25, 2025
Why XRP?
Ah yes, the burning question. Why XRP? Well, according to Gemini’s blog post-and I’m paraphrasing here-they decided to slap an XRP logo on their existing card design because apparently, XRP has had a good year. $73,700 worth of rewards magically turned into $407,000. Clearly, even numbers want to join the party when XRP’s involved. Who knew math could be so festive? 🎉
Gemini CEO Tyler Winklevoss claims the card lets XRP fans show off their “passion” and “loyalty.” Passion and loyalty, eh? Sounds more like a dating app slogan than a banking feature. Meanwhile, Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse insists the card will make crypto “simple” and “approachable.” Because nothing says “simple” like slapping another logo on a credit card and calling it revolutionary. Honestly, it’s almost as if these people think we were born yesterday.
In conclusion, dear reader, the world now has yet another credit card option. Whether or not it’ll change lives remains to be seen, but one thing’s for sure: the XRP community won’t be losing any sleep over it. Or maybe they will-after all, someone has to stay awake to explain why this was ever considered newsworthy in the first place. 🤷♂️
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2025-08-25 20:50