The crypto market is basically a rollercoaster designed by a sadist, but hey, Michael Van De Poppe (aka Crypto Nostradamus) has some hot takes for BeInCrypto. Apparently, these three altcoins are worth a squint-if you’re into financial masochism, that is.
“DePIN, Infra, DeFi-sounds like a bad dating app profile, but here we are. DePIN’s been massacred, so PEAQ’s your ‘buy the dip’ moment. Infra? Wormhole’s your wormy little friend. And DeFi? Ether.Fi’s got Michael’s heart racing. 🤑 Or maybe he just needs a coffee.”
peaq (PEAQ)
PEAQ’s chilling at $0.066, doing its best “W” impression on the charts. Cute, right? Apparently, this means it’s gearing up for a wild ride. The Parabolic SAR’s like, “Yeah, sure, uptrend, whatever.” So, $0.070? Maybe. $0.072? Now you’re dreaming big. 🌟
But if the crypto gods decide to be petty (as usual), PEAQ’s dropping to $0.061. Ouch. That’s not a dip-that’s a faceplant. 🤕
Wormhole (W)
Wormhole’s at $0.072, down 12% in 24 hours. Oopsie. But the Ichimoku Cloud’s like, “It’s fine, babe, I got you.” So, maybe it’ll bounce back to $0.077? Or maybe it’ll just keep sliding into oblivion. Who knows? Not me. 🤷♀️
If it dips below $0.070, though? That’s not a breakdown-that’s a full-on existential crisis. 💔
Ether.fi (ETHFI)
ETHFI’s at $1.10, acting all sideways like it’s too cool for linear declines. The Ichimoku Cloud’s giving it the thumbs up, so maybe it’ll hit $1.21? Or maybe it’ll just keep vibing in its little consolidation party. 🎉
But if it drops below $1.04? That’s not a decline-that’s a freefall. And if it goes under $1.00? Well, RIP bullish pattern. 😢
Derivatives: The New Crypto Darling? 💃
Apparently, Derivatives tokens are having a moment-thanks to Hyperliquid and its $102M per employee flex. (Eat your heart out, Nvidia.) MYX Finance, Hegic-they’re all riding this wave like it’s 2017 again. 🌊
“Hyperliquid’s basically the Beyoncé of crypto right now. Everyone’s just along for the ride,” Michael quipped. “And DeFi? Oh, it’s about to boom harder than a Taylor Swift album drop.”
So, there you have it. Crypto’s a mess, but at least it’s entertaining. Now go forth and gamble responsibly. Or don’t. I’m not your mom. 👩💻✨
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2025-08-26 09:16