In the balmy heat of August, when the air itself seemed heavy with regret, the masters of Pump.fun-a group surely acquainted with both folly and fortune-decided to summon their native token, PUMP, back from the marketplace as one might retrieve a lost dog. One wonders, of course, whether such dogs ever truly return home or merely learn new tricks.
From August 20-26, Pump.fun, with the gravity of someone who’s just found a forgotten stash of rubles in a winter coat, swept up $58.7 million worth of PUMP. The price rose by 4%-a modest leap, perhaps, but in the world of Solana memecoins it’s the equivalent of an uncle sobering up for half an hour at the family dacha. 🍷🐕
The publicly accessible website (I picture it hosted on a desk in Petersburg, next to a wilted vase) claims that, in total, 4.261% of all PUMP ever birthed-out of one trillion, presumably for poetic effect-now resides back in the family purse. Circulating supply: 354 billion. One suspects even Chekhov’s Uncle Vanya would lose count after the first billion.
“Over the past week, Pump.fun purchased $10,657,503 in $PUMP tokens, equal to 99.32% of total revenue for that period (Aug 20-Aug 26). To date, Pump.fun has purchased a total of $58,134,191 of $PUMP tokens, offsetting 4.261% of the circulating supply.”
– pump.fun (@pumpdotfun), August 27, 2025
What does one do with $10.6 million in revenue in a week? Surely, one must buy something. Why not a memecoin? So, Pump.fun did, trimming the supply by 4.26%, brandishing buybacks with the delicacy of a surgeon and the subtlety of a bear in the larder. Prior buybacks included a paltry $33 million two weeks before, which, by comparison, is akin to forgetting your umbrella and remembering only after the thunderstorm. ⛈️💸
The Price Surges and the Masses Cheer (or Yawn)
The markets, naturally, responded with decorum. PUMP ascended by 4% in late North American hours (which in crypto, means somewhere between insomnia and existential dread). The token now hovers around $0.003019, ascending nearly 20% over two days, as per CoinMarketCap. Let every starving playwright take note: fortune does favor the bold, however briefly.
Trading volume swelled by 17%, reaching $226.3 million in 24 hours. Fully diluted valuation stands at a dreamy $3 billion-enough to inspire feverish soliloquies, but alas, PUMP remains 55% below its halcyon days of mid-July. Fame is fleeting, my dear friends, much like an open bottle at the tavern.
Pump.fun occupies the center stage in the Solana meme opera, wielding 84.8% of the market share, a figure impressive enough to make a countess faint. Jupiter’s data tells us $790 million in trading were exchanged among 403,000 traders in the last 24 hours; its closest rival, LetsBONK.fun, trails pitifully, clutching a measly 6.07% share and $56.6 million like an embarrassed cousin at a family reunion. 🧑🎤🥳
With buybacks as regular as melancholy and market dominance that borders on the comic, Pump.fun plots to establish itself not merely as leader-but as the imperious czar of Solana’s ‘memecoin ecosystem’. One might ask, “Where will this all end?” I imagine, like most things, with someone sighing deeply and putting the kettle on.
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2025-08-28 07:18