Pi Network Gets Valour ETP Listing in Sweden, Will Price Now Fly Past $1?

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In the land of regulated finance and crypto drama, where the lines between “worth a fortune” and “what even is this” are blurred, Valour Inc., the cheeky subsidiary of DeFi Technologies (you know, the ones who are *definitely* not hiding in a basement somewhere) has decided to pop Pi ETP onto Sweden’s Spotlight Stock Market. Ah yes, the good old Swedish market: known for its ABBA, meatballs, and now, crypto products. Alongside Pi, Valour also decided to release eight other SEK-based Exchange Traded Products (ETPs) into the wild. Because why not? More is always more, right?

Valour Launches First Pi ETP

Now, this isn’t just any “Hey, let’s add a token to a market” kind of launch. Oh no. This is the real deal. A properly regulated, super convenient way to access Pi through the magical world of traditional brokerage channels. Yes, that’s right. Europe’s *mainstream* and *institutional* investors-those dashing, blazer-wearing folks who never have time for lunch-can now dip their toes into the crypto pool via the Pi ETP. The catch? A 1.9% management fee. It’s almost like saying, “I’ll hold onto your money for a small fee, don’t worry about it.” And let’s not forget, it’s all priced in Swedish kronor. Because, why not add a sprinkle of Nordic flair to the crypto chaos?

The product comes with the oh-so-dignified identification number ISIN CH1108681540. Sounds very official, doesn’t it? Like an ancient artifact with a lot of paperwork. Now, if you’re wondering how exactly to access this Pi ETP, well, it’s as easy as pie (pun intended). You just need to get yourself to a brokerage. You know, those places that exist somewhere in an office tower, likely behind a locked door with a “No Entry” sign on it.

Valour also has a few other tricks up its sleeve: seven other ETPs for cryptocurrencies like Shiba Inu (SHIB), Pi (PI), Ondo (ONDO), Cronos (CRO), Mantle (MNT), VeChain (VET), Ethena (ENA), and Celestia (TIA). It’s like a buffet of crypto options, except nobody’s asking you to make a choice. The firm claims it’s expanding its leadership (whatever that means) and product coverage, with over 85 ETPs now making their merry way onto European exchanges. Johanna Belitz, the Head of Nordics at Valour, mentioned that these new products are just what investors need for “diversified coverage.” Because obviously, it’s better to hedge your bets with as many cryptocurrencies as possible, right?

Growing Criticism Around Pi and The Role of Valour

Ah, but not everyone is convinced. Pi Network, the once golden child of the crypto world, has been getting a fair share of criticism. Falling prices, delays longer than your aunt’s Christmas sweater knitting, and, oh yes, the lack of visible progress. You know, the usual. Amid these turbulent times, Dr. Altcoin (yes, a *doctor* of altcoins-do they hand out diplomas for that?) has noticed a glimmer of hope for Pi, thanks to Valour.

Valour, with its vast selection of more than 85 cryptocurrency-backed ETPs, offers an easy, *safe*, and *secure* way for the average investor to dive into digital assets without the hassle of actually using crypto exchanges. Because who has time for that? You can now sit in your office chair, sip your overpriced coffee, and buy into Pi from the comfort of your brokerage account. No drama, no hassle. Just a smooth ride into crypto town.

Dr. Altcoin, in his infinite wisdom, believes that this listing could be Pi’s ticket to redemption. A regulated, safe way for regular investors to gain exposure to Pi worldwide. A dream come true, no? Pi’s track record is still impressive, even if it’s been through a few *unfortunate* dips. Once, Pi soared to a market cap of over $11 billion (in case you missed it, that’s *billion* with a capital B), ranking 11th globally. It’s like being the prom queen for a few minutes, only to fade into the shadows. But hey, even today Pi maintains a solid $3 billion market value with daily trading volumes nearly hitting $100 million. So, maybe there’s more to Pi than meets the eye. Or maybe it’s just really good at pretending to be valuable. Either way, you’re probably going to hear about it for a while.

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2025-08-28 09:59