CoinDesk Indices
In the grim theater of the CoinDesk 20 Index, where hope flickers like a dying candle in a Siberian winter, the latest report has arrived. Not with triumphant fanfare, but with the quiet resignation of a prisoner waiting for the next roll call.
The mighty CoinDesk 20 clocks in at 4062.15-yes, that number descending like the hopes of the naïve-down 1.4%, or -59.75 points, since the cold hour of 4 p.m. Eastern Time last Thursday. As if the market were a merciless judge summing up the fates of its condemned assets.
Amongst this procession of digital hopes, only two stubborn souls managed to eke out a fraction of light: POL, ascending by a modest +0.9%, and SOL, barely clinging at +0.1%. Their triumphs feel like a wink in the face of inevitable decline, a rare laugh in the gulag of finance.
But the real tragedy, the pièce de résistance of this sad carnival, is the downfall of LINK, plunging by 4.3%. It drags behind like a chain around the ankle of an outdated revolutionary, accompanied by XLM sulking at -3.0%. The laggards, the forgotten prisoners of the digital age.
Remember, the CoinDesk 20-this broad-based collection of dreams, traded across platforms from one corner of the globe to another-is nothing but a cruel reminder that fortune is fickle, and those who chase it often find themselves running in circles, chasing shadows…or emojis. 🎭
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2025-08-29 17:00