MARA has gone full HODL, hoarding 52,477 BTC-because who needs a life when you can just… *sigh*… hold crypto? 💸
Nasdaq-listed MARA mined 705 BTC last month, proving that even in a bear market, they’re still mining… or is it just the same old crypto drama? 🧑💻
MARA trails only Michael Saylor’s Strategy (because of course it does), which now has 636,505 BTC-$72 billion, because why not? 💰
“We took the opportunity to strategically add to our treasury,” said CEO Fred Thiel. Because nothing says ‘strategic’ like buying more when the price is down… or is it just panic? 😅
MARA kept mining 208 blocks, because why change a winning formula? Even with a 6% increase in global hashrate, they’re still out there, mining like it’s 2017. 🚀
Despite mining efficiency, MARA’s stock is down 4.9%-because nothing says ‘success’ like a stock that’s more volatile than a TikTok trend. 📉
MARA’s ‘full HODL’ playbook: no liquidations, just pure crypto stubbornness. Because who needs cash when you can just… *sigh*… hold BTC? 💸
CEO Thiel’s dream? A world where sovereign wealth funds and corporations hold BTC. Because nothing says ‘visionary’ like trusting a cryptocurrency to save the economy. 🧠
MARA’s new Paris HQ? Because Europe needed more crypto drama. 🇫🇷 And now they’re expanding into AI-powered edge infrastructure-because who doesn’t want to mine Bitcoin and power AI at the same time? 🤖
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2025-09-05 23:18