The crypto market had a “This Is Fine” dog moment on Sept. 9. Bitcoin and its posse (Solana, Ethereum, XRP) took a nosedive while a few altcoins partied like it was 2021. 🐕📉
MYX Finance: Gate.io Listed, Now It’s a VIP Party
MYX Finance just went from “meh” to “OMG” after Gate.io listed it. Price jumped from $0.177 to $18 in a blink-faster than you can say “I should’ve invested in 2017.” 🚀 But let’s not get carried away: RSI at 97 is like a yoga instructor’s flexibility. It can’t keep doing that forever. 💸
Gate.io’s blessing is basically crypto’s version of getting a TikTok duet with Charli D. But spoiler alert: This bull run might be a “double-top” drama we don’t want to rewatch. 🤡
Story IP: Heritage Distilling Buys In, Now It’s “Shark Tank” for Crypto
Story (IP) just crossed $8, like, “I’m not just a meme coin-I’m a *brand.*” Heritage Distilling threw $200 million at it, because nothing says “trust” like a company named after a whiskey brand. 🥃
“By anchoring our reserves in $IP, we’re betting on the intersection of AI, data, and IP.” – Seung Yoon, CEO of PIP Labs. Because nothing’s scarier than a CEO who sounds like they read a Wikipedia article. 🤖📚
Worldcoin: Sam Altman’s Baby, Now Adopted by Eightco
Worldcoin (WLD) just did a “reality TV comeback special” after Eightco dropped $250 million on it. Sam Altman’s project is now the crypto equivalent of a celebrity influencer-everyone wants a piece. 🌐
But let’s not forget: Bitcoin treasury companies are currently the “unpopular contestant” in this crypto game. MSTR and friends are still stuck in “I’m in a slump but I’m *refusing* to talk about it.” 🐻❄️
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2025-09-09 20:32