DOGE Price Prediction: Will It Reach $0.32 or My Therapist’s Hourly Rate?

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So, cryptocurrencies are back in the “green zone” on a lazy Saturday? CoinStats says so. Who am I to argue? I once trusted a horoscope.

DOGE/USD

DOGE is up 12% today? Wow, someone must’ve finally realized this coin is basically just a Shiba Inu with a savings account. 🐕💸

Despite this “miracle,” the hourly chart is still bullish. If the daily bar closes around these prices or higher, we might hit $0.32 tomorrow. Or maybe it’s a trap. Maybe the moon is fake. 🌕🔥

On the “bigger time frame,” there are no reversal signals. Yet. But let’s be real-this market is like my dating profile: full of hope and zero proof.

If nothing changes today, we’ll test the $0.3148 resistance. That’s like asking if I’ll finally stop texting my ex. Spoiler: No.

Long-term, watch the weekly candle. If it closes above $0.2867 with no long wick, we’re headed to $0.35 by week’s end. Or maybe the market will crash, and I’ll finally remember to water my plants. 🌱

DOGE is at $0.2975 right now. Perfect time to invest… if you enjoy feeling like a contestant on *Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?* with no lifelines. 🤷♂️

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2025-09-13 19:46