Oh, Citigroup. Bless their hearts. They’ve decided to gaze into their crystal ball and predict Ethereum will…drumroll please…slightly wobble downwards to about $4,300 by the end of 2025. Groundbreaking. 🙄 Like, it’s currently at $4,515, so we’re talking about a dramatic plummet folks. Hold onto your hats.
Apparently, they’ve got a “bull case” where it *might* hit $6,400. Which is…nice? And a “bear case” that suggests it could faceplant all the way down to $2,200. Wonderful. Choices, choices! 🤷♀️ Honestly, the suspense is killing me. At this point, I’m just waiting for someone to predict a price based on the alignment of the planets.
And get this: most of the action isn’t even happening on the actual Ethereum chain anymore. It’s all off on these fancy “Layer-2 networks.” So, ETH is apparently trading a bit *too* optimistically, according to Citigroup’s super-secret math. Which, naturally, means it’s “overvalued.” 😒 As if *they* haven’t contributed to any market bubbles before. Right.
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2025-09-16 09:25