So, everyone’s talking about crypto, right? Another bubble? Probably. They say the market is “consolidating.” What does *that* even mean? It means it’s not going up… vigorously. Bitcoin pulled back from $115K? Oh, the humanity! It’s now “stabilizing” at $110K. Stabilizing! Like that’s a good thing. Ethereum’s bouncing around like a pinball. And these “altcoins”… they’re just following suit. It’s all just…noise. Honestly. 🤯
Apparently, there are a few that *might* go up if Bitcoin decides to cooperate. As if Bitcoin asks anyone. This is a disaster waiting to happen, I tell ya.
Solana (SOL)
Solana…people are buying it? Okay. They say it’s “consistent accumulation.” It’s holding above $200. Big deal. Might go to $230-$250 in October. October! We’re talking about October! Like anyone can predict anything that far out. And “network activity”? What does that even mean? Sounds…busy. 😒
Cardano (ADA)
Cardano’s in a “solid base pattern.” A *pattern*. Like it’s following instructions. $0.42 to $0.45 is its little comfort zone. Break out of that and suddenly it’s $0.55-$0.60? It’s too much, I tell ya. Too much! Ecosystem upgrades, they say. Oh, goodie. More upgrades. As if that fixes anything.
XRP
XRP is being…stable. Stable! In this market? Unbelievable. Around $0.58. If it goes above $0.65… then what? $0.75-$0.80. See, this is the problem. It’s always *if*. If, if, if. Institutional interest and “regulatory clarity.” Two phrases that never go together. Never! 😤
Avalanche (AVAX)
Avalanche…inflows. They’re tracking *inflows* now? Like this is some kind of legitimate business. Sustains above $42? Maybe it’ll go to $50-$55. A failure to hold $42 and it drops to $38? It’s just… exhausting. The anxiety!
Little Pepe (LILPEPE)
“Little Pepe.” Seriously? They named a crypto Little Pepe. This is what it’s come to. It’s volatile, naturally. Presale success? People are suckers, that’s what it is! $0.00045 – $0.00050? High risk, high reward. Which means high risk of *losing everything*. Don’t even get me started. 🤦
Sei (SEI)
Sei Network. Another one. Attracting capital? To *what* end? Holding above $0.40? Ugh. $0.48-$0.52. It’s like they’re inventing numbers. Layer-1 adoption-whatever that is. More jargon.
Floki Inu (FLOKI)
Floki Inu… a dog coin. A *dog coin*. The world is ending. Community backing – of course it is. Everybody likes dogs. $0.00018 to $0.00025-$0.00028. It’s all arbitrary.
Ethereum (ETH)
Ethereum… they still talk about this one. Still central. Still pivotal. Trading around $4,000. Accumulation base. $4,400-$4,600. If it drops below $3,800, then *then* we’ll have something to talk about. But it won’t, will it? It never does.
Final Thoughts
October 2025? You think I’m planning my life around October 2025? Look, these things go up, they go down. It’s a psychological game. Accumulation, breakout plays… it’s all nonsense. Just noise. Just…noise. You’re better off just staying home and eating a good pastrami on rye. Seriously. 🥪
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