Trump family real estate is getting the blockchain glitter treatment. 🎩✨ Because nothing says “democratized luxury” like owning 0.0001% of a gold-plated toilet. 🚽💎
A frankly hilarious plan to slap the Trump brand onto blockchain tokens is now underway-because, sure, why not? Zach Witkoff, co-founder of World Liberty Financial (because “liberty” sounds better than “questionable financial decisions”), pitched this masterpiece at Token2049 in Singapore. His grand vision? Letting you, yes you, own a microscopic fraction of Trump Tower Dubai. 🏙️💰
Trump Tokens: Because Even Meme Coins Need Real Estate Now
According to Bloomberg (who probably sighed while writing this), Witkoff claimed the Trump portfolio is “one of the most attractive in the world.” Attractive like a car crash? A reality TV show? Unclear. But hey, now you too can own a pixel of a gold-plated penthouse! 🎉
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This whole circus marks a new “milestone” for blockchain-or at least a new low for financial dignity. Witkoff casually mentioned they’re also eyeing oil, gas, cotton, and timber for tokenization. Because nothing screams “innovation” like trading digital lumber. 🌲💻
World Liberty Financial, now proudly flaunting its own coin (WLFI-pronounced “waffy”), is dead-set on “bridging the gap” between tokens and “real utility.” Translation: They’re trying to make crypto useful. Good luck with that. 🍀
Trump Jr., ever the visionary, told CNBC that tokenization could revolutionize retail-like debit cards! Because nothing says “cutting-edge finance” like reinventing the debit card. 💳🤡
Oh, and they launched a stablecoin called USD1. Because USD wasn’t confusing enough. It’s already the fifth-largest stablecoin, proving that branding > logic. 🏆
Trump’s Crypto Circus: Fun for Some, Ethical Nightmare for Others
With Trump back in office, crypto’s having a field day. Bitcoin’s up 80%-probably because traders love chaos. 🎢 Meanwhile, Trump’s meme coin ($TRUMP) exists, because of course it does. Critics are screaming “conflict of interest,” but let’s be real-since when has that stopped anyone? 🤷‍♂️
Love it or hate it, tokenizing Trump properties might just redefine “luxury investing.” Or it might crash and burn spectacularly. Either way, grab your popcorn. 🍿🔥
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2025-10-02 06:42