Oh, the crypto world-a place where rumors spread faster than a cat video on a slow news day. The latest gossip? Apparently, Satoshi Nakamoto, the elusive Bitcoin übermensch, once batted his digital eyelashes at Ripple and XRP. According to some very excited emails allegedly from 2009, Satoshi called Ripple “interesting.” 🧐 Yes, “interesting”-the same word I use to describe my cousin’s gluten-free, sugar-free, joy-free birthday cake.
Of course, the XRP army is losing their minds. “Satoshi loved us first!” they cry, while Bitcoin maximalists roll their eyes so hard they’re practically doing yoga. 🤸♂️ One particularly enthusiastic soul, JackTheRippler ©, declared XRP “A DONE DEAL” in all caps, because nothing says credibility like excessive exclamation marks. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! indeed.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Satoshi Nakamoto wrote this about @Ripple / #XRP a few years ago!
XRP IS A DONE DEAL
– JackTheRippler © (@RippleXrpie) October 2, 2025
But hold on-let’s not crown XRP the prom queen just yet. Skeptics (read: sane people) are pointing out that these emails might be about as real as my New Year’s resolution to floss daily. No archives, no receipts, no “Forwarded from Satoshi” chain to back it up. It’s like claiming your uncle invented the internet because he once fixed your Wi-Fi. 🛠️
Still, the drama is spreading faster than a misquoted meme on Twitter. Ripple fans are clutching their pearls like this is the validation they’ve been waiting for, while Bitcoin purists are huffing into their cold wallets, muttering about “historical integrity.” 🍿 Meanwhile, Ripple itself is sitting this one out, probably sipping a latte and enjoying the free publicity.
So, did Satoshi really have a soft spot for XRP? Who knows. Until someone finds a blockchain-verified, notarized, gold-embossed email from the man himself, it’s all just speculation. But hey, in the crypto circus, speculation is the main event. 🎪 For now, let’s just enjoy the show and wait for the next act-because in this world, the only constant is chaos. And memes. Lots of memes. 😹
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2025-10-04 06:52