MARA’s Bitcoin Hoard Hits $6B – Saylor, You’ve Got Competition! 💰🚀

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Oh, honey, MARA Holdings Inc. – that sassy US-based crypto mining queen – just flexed on us all by adding 373 BTC to her already fabulous collection in September. 🎉✨ That’s right, her total stash is now a cool 52,850 BTC, valued at a jaw-dropping $6.4 billion. Michael Saylor’s Strategy better watch its back, because MARA is coming for that crown! 👑💅

MARA Holdings: The Bitcoin Queen Keeps Stacking

According to their latest tea-I mean, announcement-MARA’s BTC reserves grew by 373 coins last month. And get this: they mined 736 BTC in September, worth $88.6 million. That’s a 4.4% increase from August, because apparently they’re not here to play games. 🎮💸

Fun fact: MARA’s September haul was 5.2% of all miner rewards, including those sweet transaction fees. Fred Thiel, their CEO, basically said, “We’re killing it, even though mining is harder than explaining NFTs to your grandma.” 👵🤷‍♀️

“In September, we produced 218 blocks, a 5% increase over August, because we’re consistent queens, even when the hashrate is acting up.” – Fred Thiel, probably. 👸💻

Meanwhile, Strategy is still the Beyoncé of BTC holders with 640,031 BTC ($77 billion), but MARA’s giving major “I’m not here to make friends” energy. 😏 Other contenders include Twenty One, Metaplanet, and Bitcoin Standard Treasury Company, but let’s be real, they’re all just fighting for second place. 🥈

Oh, and let’s not forget the altcoin drama! Ethereum, Solana, and Avalanche are like the new kids trying to sit at the cool table. VisionSys AI is launching a $2 billion Solana treasury, and some Avalanche firm is dropping $1 billion on AVAX tokens in 2026. BitMine, the Ethereum stan, bought 46,225 ETH in September because, well, why not? 🌪️💎

As for Bitcoin, it’s chilling at $121,791, up 1.7% in the last 24 hours. Not too shabby, but let’s see if it can keep up with MARA’s glow-up. 💫📈

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2025-10-04 07:19