Oh, sure, buyers are flexing their muscles on the last day of the month, because why not? CoinStats says so, and who am I to argue with the all-knowing charts? 😂
BTC/USD
Bitcoin, that eternal drama queen, is up 2% today of all days. First it was down, then up, then sideways – make up your mind, already! 💸
On the hourly chart, BTC finally broke some resistance at $110,463. If buyers don’t screw it up and hang onto this, it might creep up to $112,000. You know, just to tease us all again. 🙄
Zoom out to the big picture, and BTC is wandering around like it has no clue. Volume’s so low, it’s like everyone’s taken a nap. Expect thrills? Nah, more like bored sideways trading between $110k and $112k. Ho hum. 😴
In this case, sideways trading in the zone of $110,000-$112,000 is the most likely scenario.
From a midterm view, it’s the same old, same old. Stuck in this wide Chanel – wait, channel – with volume dropping like my enthusiasm at a boring party. So, yeah, more consolidating around these prices. Yippee. 🎉
Bitcoin is trading at $110,642 at press time. As if that means anything when it’s all just virtual Monopoly money.
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2025-10-31 20:24