🚨 Wintermute to Binance: “Sue You? We’d Rather Juggle Chainsaws!” 🚨

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Well, butter my biscuit and call me a trollop, but it seems the rumor mill has been churning out more nonsense than a goblin’s cookbook. Evgeny Gaevoy, the brains behind Wintermute (no relation to the Discworld’s musical genius, sadly), has waved his hands in the air like he just don’t care and declared, “Sue Binance? Us? We’d rather juggle chainsaws blindfolded on a unicycle!” 🪚🤡

Apparently, the whole kerfuffle started when some keyboard warriors decided that Wintermute was sharpening its legal claws for a scrap with Binance. Gaevoy, with a sigh that could curdle milk, dismissed these claims as “about as accurate as a wizard’s weather forecast.” 🌩️ He insists there’s never been a whisper of intent, a hint of reason, or even a drunken doodle on a napkin suggesting they’d take Binance to court.

And that NDA business? Coordinating with other market makers? Gaevoy scoffed, “Baseless! About as baseless as a dwarf’s sense of humor.” 🤥 He made it crystal clear (or as clear as a troll’s bathwater) that Wintermute isn’t cozying up to anyone for a legal tango. “We’re not even in the same ballroom,” he quipped, probably while sipping tea from a mug that says ‘I Survived Another Day in Crypto’. 🫖

So, there you have it, folks. No lawsuits, no NDAs, no secret handshakes. Just another day in the wild, wacky world of crypto, where rumors spread faster than a greased pig at a county fair. 🐷💨

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2025-11-04 08:52