Oh, what a tempest of discourse did the enigmatic ZachXBT stir! With the flair of a modern-day alchemist, he conjured a list of “bottom 5 jurisdictions” for crypto scam victims, a sardonic scroll that has the crypto world whispering, “Is this a map to salvation or a guide to despair?”
Published on his Telegram sanctum, “Investigations by ZachXBT,” a realm with 84.7k subscribers, the list-nay, the manifesto-cites Nigeria, India, Canada, the UK, and Russia. A curious bouquet of nations, each more labyrinthine than the last. “The UK is a third-world country,” quipped a devotee, “and Canada, too. A truth so glaring, it’s almost poetic.”
From @zachxbt channel.
The UK is 3rd third-world country, Canada as well. And it makes sense, honestly.
– MM (@mentionmuch) November 4, 2025
No assistance for listed countries
ZachXBT, that paragon of pragmatism, declared, “If you contact me from them, I’ll likely have to decline formally assisting due to stagnant legal cases.” A statement as chilling as a winter’s dawn, implying that these jurisdictions are not mere countries but legal black holes, devouring hope with the voracity of a hydra.
The list, a veritable mosaic of controversy, ignited a firestorm on X. “Putting Nigeria there is sketchy,” remarked one skeptic, while another mused, “UK & Canada? Where cases go to die.” A sentiment as bleak as a monsoon in a desert.
In a recent epiphany, ZachXBT unveiled a “top 5” list-Netherlands, US, France, Singapore, and a few more, all shrouded in the mystique of anonymity. A stark contrast to his previous litany of woes.
Recent cases of jurisdictional challenges
ZachXBT’s assessment, a mirror held to the world’s legal systems, aligns with recent crypto catastrophes that expose the frailty of national frameworks. Take India, a land where the judiciary’s grasp on blockchain is as tenuous as a moth’s flight through a hurricane. The WazirX hack, a $230 million heist, saw the parent company, Zettai Pte Ltd, retreat to Singapore’s legal shores, leaving Indian victims to grapple with a system as convoluted as a Shakespearean play.
Nigeria, a nation where the legal apparatus yawns at the mention of digital assets, finds itself in the crosshairs. President Tinubu, that earnest advocate for judicial enlightenment, implores judges to grasp blockchain’s nuances. “Over 70% of global crimes now involve digital elements,” he proclaims, a truth as undeniable as the sun’s daily rise.
Canada, that bastion of legal efficacy, witnessed the tragic tale of Aiden Pleterski, the self-proclaimed “Crypto King.” His $40 million fraud, spent on opulence rather than innovation, spiraled into a grotesque farce. Investors, in their desperation, resorted to kidnapping-a spectacle that would make a Greek tragedy weep.
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2025-11-04 23:51