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Okay, so here’s the deal…
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- Apparently, our former president has decided the best way to run a country is, and I quote, to just give people money. Funded by tariffs. Because, you know, economics. 🙄
- This led to a little… bounce in the crypto world. Bitcoin went up a bit, Ether tried to keep up, and Solana just… showed up.
- Also, everything was kinda down last week, so this is mostly just things not being quite as down. It’s progress, people! 🎉
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So, Donald Trump announced he’s planning on sending out a “dividend” – and I\’m putting that in italics because it feels… generous of him – of “at least” $2,000 to most Americans. It\’s funded by tariffs. Which, let\’s be real, are basically just taxes with extra steps and a stern tone.
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He posted this on Truth Social (naturally) claiming the US is rolling in tariff money, enough to fix the national debt and give us each a little spending cash. “A dividend of at least $2000 a person (not including high income people!) will be paid to everyone,” he wrote. And apparently, the crypto market was like, “Ooh! Free money! I’m in!” It\’s like a dog spotting a dropped hot dog.
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Bitcoin climbed 1.93% (wow, a whole 1.93%!), Ether rose 4.75% (getting closer to… something!). Solana… managed a 2.49% increase. The CoinDesk 20 (CD20) index also joined the fun, rising over 1.5%. It’s the equivalent of a participation trophy for the stock market.✨
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But before you start planning your yacht purchase, remember this whole thing happened after the CD20 index took a tumble – like, almost 15% down. Bitcoin is also still down for the week. So, we’re basically just clawing our way out of a hole. A very sparkly, crypto-filled hole. 📉
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The thinking (and it\’s a very generous use of the word “thinking”) is that Trump\’s potential cash infusion will make people feel flush enough to… buy more crypto? Listen, I\’m just reporting what\’s happening. I did not write this plot line. 🤷\u200d♀️
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Okay, so here’s the deal…
- Apparently, our former president has decided the best way to run a country is, and I quote, to just give people money. Funded by tariffs. Because, you know, economics. 🙄
- This led to a little… bounce in the crypto world. Bitcoin went up a bit, Ether tried to keep up, and Solana just… showed up.
- Also, everything was kinda down last week, so this is mostly just things not being quite as down. It’s progress, people! 🎉
So, Donald Trump announced he’s planning on sending out a “dividend” – and I’m putting that in italics because it feels… generous of him – of “at least” $2,000 to most Americans. It’s funded by tariffs. Which, let’s be real, are basically just taxes with extra steps and a stern tone.
He posted this on Truth Social (naturally) claiming the US is rolling in tariff money, enough to fix the national debt and give us each a little spending cash. “A dividend of at least $2000 a person (not including high income people!) will be paid to everyone,” he wrote. And apparently, the crypto market was like, “Ooh! Free money! I’m in!” It’s like a dog spotting a dropped hot dog.
Bitcoin climbed 1.93% (wow, a whole 1.93%!), Ether rose 4.75% (getting closer to… something!). Solana… managed a 2.49% increase. The CoinDesk 20 (CD20) index also joined the fun, rising over 1.5%. It’s the equivalent of a participation trophy for the stock market.✨
But before you start planning your yacht purchase, remember this whole thing happened after the CD20 index took a tumble – like, almost 15% down. Bitcoin is also still down for the week. So, we’re basically just clawing our way out of a hole. A very sparkly, crypto-filled hole. 📉
The thinking (and it’s a very generous use of the word “thinking”) is that Trump’s potential cash infusion will make people feel flush enough to… buy more crypto? Listen, I’m just reporting what’s happening. I did not write this plot line. 🤷♀️
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