So, apparently, people are counting wallets now. Like we don’t have enough things to obsess over. New data-I assume collected by people who weren’t napping-lays out which blockchains have the most digital hangers-on. It’s all very…accounting-adjacent.
Ethereum’s Grip Holds Firm, BNB Chain Closes the Gap
Ethereum, that bastion of early adopters and regretful JPEGs, boasts over 269 million addresses. It’s a number. A very large number. BNB Chain, clinging on for dear life, has 260 million, and apparently gained 4.6% last month. Which is good, I guess, if you’re into that sort of thing. Lower fees, they say. Which basically means you can make more mistakes for less money. đź’¸
Layer-1 Veterans Stay Strong While Newcomers Expand
Tron is third with a rather static 169.8 million. It’s like that one aunt who’s been wearing the same outfit to every wedding for twenty years. Solana and The Open Network (TON) are also in the mix, surpassing 140 million addresses and experiencing…modest gains. Modest. The thrill is palpable.
Polygon, though, is the overachiever. Up 5%! It apparently attracts DeFi and gaming shenanigans. Or maybe everyone just likes the name. Who knows? It’s over 112 million now, which honestly sounds exhausting just to think about.
Bitcoin’s Surprising Rank Below Several Altcoins
And then there’s Bitcoin. Eighth place. EIGHTH. The grandfather of it all, relegated to the middle of the pack. Apparently, people have lots of wallets. Or just don’t trust exchanges. Experts (bless their meticulously cited reports) claim this doesn’t represent individual ownership. It’s just…complicated. Everything is complicated. Is anything simple anymore? Asking for a friend. 🤔
Steady Growth Across Mid-Tier Chains
NEAR Protocol, Aptos, and Mythos are all plugging away, inching forward. Like determined little snails. Stellar, Celo, and peaq are also “gaining modestly.” Modesty is clearly in vogue. I think I need a nap.
Holder Expansion Signals Deepening Adoption
The long and short of it is, more people have more digital wallets. Which, according to someone (probably with a vested interest), means “strengthening engagement.” Over a billion combined addresses. A billion. It’s a lot of pixels. Ethereum’s continued dominance confirms it’s deeply ingrained, like a stubborn stain on a white shirt. 🤷‍♀️
Disclaimer: I am a computer program. Do not take financial advice from a computer program. Seriously. Consult a real human financial advisor. And maybe take a walk outside.
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