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What to know (and chuckle at):
- Canary Capital, that bastion of financial innovation, has flung open the gates to America’s first spot XRP ETF. Cue the ticker-tape parade for XRPC! 🦅
- The fund arrived posthaste after the intrepid hedge fund resubmitted its paperwork with all the zeal of a terrier chasing a postman. Spoiler: The 1940 Act remains as thrilling as ever.
Canary Capital has done what every crypto enthusiast definitely asked for: an ETF that lets you dabble in XRP without accidentally setting your laptop on fire trying to “wallet” it. Bitcoin? Been there. Ether? Done that. Solana? Oh no, not again.
XRP, that sprightly digital thoroughbred, is prancing up 7.8% this week-leaving the rest of the crypto stable in the dust. At $2.46, it’s practically screaming, “Hold my ledger!” 📈
Trading on Nasdaq under XRPC, this ETF is as regulated as a Victorian tea party. Assets are guarded by a “qualified custodian,” which sounds suspiciously like a butler with a shotgun.
Bitwise, Franklin Templeton, and 21Shares are all scribbling their own XRP ETF love letters, but Canary Capital scooped them like a hawk snatching a particularly smug mouse. 🐭
“XRP is the Beyoncé of digital assets-established, widely adored, and forever demanding a spotlight,” declared Steven McClurg, CEO of Canary Capital, probably while sipping a martini. “Also, it’s going to revolutionize finance. No biggie.”
Investors can now dabble in XRP like it’s a questionable stock tip from your uncle-no crypto jargon, no “private keys,” just good old-fashioned brokerage account vibes. 📊
Unlike Ethereum’s proof-of-stake shindig, XRP’s consensus mechanism is… different. Let’s call it “consensus without the drama.” The ETF even bundles in blockchain “yield,” because why not get paid to admire the scenery? 🌳
This fund is basically the crypto world’s answer to a Swiss Army knife-staking, yield, and regulation all in one tidy package. Regulators are watching like hawks. Or gerbils. Unclear. 🐹
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2025-11-13 17:50