The market, a weary traveler, trudges through a crimson haze, its heart heavy with unfulfilled promises and the faint scent of burnt toast. 🌧️

ETH/USD
The noble ETH, once a prince of innovation, now stumbles with a 1.51% gash in its pride over 24 hours. A tragic waltz of candlesticks, one might say. 🕺

Behold, the hourly chart! ETH tiptoes toward the “local support” of $3,377, a sentient sentinel guarding the gates of $3,350. Should buyers falter, expect a dramatic 💥-or a very long nap. 😴

On grander scales, our hero faces a charlatan resistance at $3,654, a false dawn that led to a fall more Shakespearean than Wall Street. 🎭
If the daily candle dares close with a long wick (a metaphor for indecision, perhaps?), the descent to $3,300 looms like a shadow from a Russian novel. 📖

Midterm? A cruel joke. Bulls, once mighty, now cling to $3,000 like a drowning man to a teacup. Should they slip, $2,857 awaits-a fortress built on borrowed time. ⏳
Ethereum, at $3,404, stares into the abyss, wondering if it’s the hero of its own story… or the punchline. 😅
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2025-11-13 19:29