XRP decided to throw a party and jumped 3.28% 🚀 as Nasdaq-qualified XRP spot ETFs opened. Institutional buyers, who are probably just following the herd like everyone else, caused a volume blastoff. 🚨
On November 13, 2025, just before the market opened, XRP shot up to $2.48 like it was late for its own launch party. Nasdaq approved the first U.S. spot XRP ETF (symbol XRPC) – because nothing says “trust” like putting your money in an acronym. 🤷♂️

Trade volume surged 31% – because nothing screams “I know what I’m doing” like buying crypto during a hype train. 🚂
This ETF is a big deal, like finding out your kid got into Harvard… if your kid is a cryptocurrency. Canary Capital manages it, deposits XRP in Gemini and BitGo trusts, and prices it using the CoinDesk XRP CCIXber benchmark. Because why trust one exchange when you can trust three? 🤝
The SEC finally approved it under some automatic-effectiveness rule. Who knew bureaucracy could move this fast? Not me, that’s for sure. 🤷♂️
Surge in XRP Wallets and Supply Dynamics
The ETF launch triggered a wallet creation frenzy – over 21,000 new XRP wallets in two days! Because nothing says “long-term strategy” like jumping on a bandwagon. 🚀 But some large holders sold 90 million tokens beforehand… classic move, like selling your popcorn before the movie starts. 🎬🍿
Price action broke through $2.45 and hit $2.52 in one session – because why not aim for $2.70 and see if we can hit that psychological “I should’ve invested earlier” level. 🤑 Technical signals? They’re just crypto oracles in a lab coat. 🧪
ETF Impact and Market Outlook
Analysts predict inflows over $5B… because nothing says “reliable” like trusting analysts who predicted Bitcoin would hit $1 million last year. 😂 XRP now occupies a “large space” in regulated crypto vehicles – code for “we’re all guessing.” 🎲
The most significant trigger now? The ETF launch. Because nothing focuses the mind like a 3% spike and a headline screaming “GET RICH QUICK!” 💸
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2025-11-13 22:53