XRP ETF? Oh, it’s not a boring moneyball! 🥁 Thanks to Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas, this XRPC monstrosity from Canary Capital just raked in $58M on day one. “Winning,” right? Until the market reminded us all why crypto is the gift that keeps on giving. 😬
$XRP update:
Thought I was hot stuff for 5 minutes? Broke up with the bull run and moved to Bali. 🏝️Sold my bags because meh, giant tentacle crypto is already winning. Turning my accounts into a ghost town until something dares to break $10M.
– DonAlt (@CryptoDonAlt) November 14, 2025
Congratulations, it slightly outperformed the Bitwise Solana Staking ETF (BSOL). But let’s be real: BSOL’s probably still wondering if it existentially qualifies as an ETF. 🤷♀️
Spoiler: This is the first-ever direct XRP ETF for you lazy possums who hate Googling how to actually hold crypto. (Shocking, I know.)
More Spot XRP ETFs? Sure, Why Not?
Canary Capital thinks they’re clever. Bitwise and Franklin Templeton are allegedly building more spot XRP ETFs. It’s like crypto Christmas, but with more paperwork! 🎅🎁
Meanwhile, XRP Loses 8% While You’re Busy Crying
XRP is now trading at $2.30. That’s 8% less money than it used to be. 😭 DonAlt, the meme-ian king of tweets, just said, “I’m out” like he’s exiting a cursed TikTok dance. Again.
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2025-11-14 09:42