Hold your horses, crypto enthusiasts! The altcoin circus might just be getting started. According to the ETH/BTC chart, Ethereum is flexing like a gym bro who just realized Bitcoin isn’t paying attention. 🏋️♂️
Ethereum RSI and MACD Signal “Bullish” Momentum (Read: Desperate Hype)
Crypto analyst Gordon Gekko (yes, really) spotted an RSI breakout on the ETH/BTC daily chart. Because nothing says “buy” like a technical indicator screaming, “I’m not falling below $3,000 anymore!” Coincidentally, Ethereum briefly dipped to $2,992.23 last night-because $3k is apparently a hard limit now. 💸
Currently trading at $3,094.46, Ethereum is up 1.09% thanks to the Crypto Fear Index hitting a historic low of 16. Who knew panic could be so… relaxing? 🤷♂️ Meanwhile, trading volume is down 29.83%, but don’t worry-analysts are betting the Fusaka upgrade in December will be Ethereum’s “spa day.” New features like PeerDAS promise cheaper transactions, because nothing says “mass adoption” like making your coffee purchases cost $0.50 instead of $50. ☕
Gordon Gekko also noted Ethereum’s MACD crossed bullish. Translation: The 12-day and 26-day moving averages are now doing the cha-cha-cha of upward trends. Historically, this means altcoins get a dopamine hit. But let’s be real-it’s probably just a midlife crisis for Ethereum. 🎉
Bitcoin Lags as Market Waits for a Sign (Or a Nod, Really)
Bitcoin, meanwhile, is stuck in “meh” mode, up a paltry 0.31% to $91,424.57. El Salvador’s recent Bitcoin hoarding hasn’t even sparked a heartbeat in the market. Trading volume is down 32.12%, which is about as exciting as watching paint dry. 🎨 Investors are now playing “spot the next price drop” like it’s a Netflix special. 🍿
Ethereum is the drama queen of crypto, Bitcoin is the tired parent, and we’re all just here for the show. Buckle up-it’s going to be a wild ride. 🚀
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2025-11-19 13:44