Bitcoin’s price is currently performing the emotional equivalent of a reality TV breakup – short-term holders (STHs) are panicking like they just found out their crypto stash is a lie. On-chain data reveals they’re selling their BTC at a loss so fast, it’s like watching a group chat meltdown over a 30% dip. “Capitulation band,” analysts call it. We call it a very bad day.
According to XWIN Research, STHs’ Spent Output Profit Ratio (STH-SOPR) has sunk to 0.97, which is basically crypto code for “I bought the peak and now I’m crying into my stablecoins.” Their MVRV ratio is also underwater, because nothing says “confidence” like being 65,000 BTC short and counting. 🐳💸
Meanwhile, long-term holders (LTHs) are sipping champagne and adding to their positions like it’s 2009 all over again. Darkfost, the pseudonymous crypto oracle, notes LTHs are now flexing their sell pressure like it’s a TikTok dance. Short-termers? Still high-fiving their losses. It’s a rom-com if the ending is a bull run. 🚀
BTC is currently trading around $91k, which is 18% down from its October high of $126k. To put that in perspective, it’s like buying a latte for $10 and then realizing it’s now worth $7.25. Small wallets have dumped 0.36% of their holdings in five days – because nothing says “retail anxiety” like selling your ETH faster than your ex sold your shared Spotify playlist. 🎶🔥
The Fear and Greed Index is at a nine-month low, which is impressive for a metric that’s basically just a fancy graph of humans being human. But here’s the twist: Bitcoin’s realized losses hit -16%, a number that in previous cycles meant someone was about to yell “I told you so” over a 300% rally. And guess what? El Salvador just added 1,000 BTC during the dip. Because why not turn a market crash into a vacation fund? 🏖️
So, will this be the final flush of weak hands? Only time will tell. But if history repeats, this could be the setup for a bull run so epic, even the most jaded hodlers will be posting “I told you so” memes. Until then, enjoy the rollercoaster – and maybe keep a tissue handy. 🎢😭
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2025-11-20 19:08