Ah! Behold, the third-largest cryptocurrency (if one ignores stablecoins, which is wise) now boasts yet another ETF, as if Wall Street needed more financial confetti to sprinkle on its already gilded turd. Today, the Bitwise XRP ETF debuted on the NYSE, ticker: $XRP. A “milestone,” they call it. One must commend the audacity of celebrating a stock ticker as though it were the invention of the printing press.
“Milestone day for the XRP community!”
This morning, the Bitwise XRP ETF began trading on NYSE (ticker: $XRP). Investors now have a “convenient” way to bet on XRP’s quest to disrupt the $250 trillion payments market. Or perhaps they simply wish to gamble on whether the token will vanish like a nobleman’s fortune after a night at the opera. 🎭💸
– Bitwise (@BitwiseInvest) November 20, 2025
Within hours, a Bloomberg oracle declared the ETF’s opening volume near $22 million. “Impressive!” he cried, as if $22 million could buy a decent plot of land in 2025. Recall that last week’s Canary Capital ETF, XRPC, achieved $60 million on day one. Now, Canary’s CEO sends a message to Bitwise: “You need not be BlackRock to launch top 5 ETFs. But pray, do not displace us from first place, lest we duel you with crypto charts.” 🤡
Huge congratulations to our friends at @bitwise on their XRP ETF today!
We are showing Wall Street that you don’t have to be Blackrock to launch the top 5 ETFs of 2025. We are rooting for you to get this one in top 5 too, as long as you don’t knock us out of first. Thank you for…
– Steven McClurg (@stevenmcclurg) November 20, 2025
Yet, as these ETFs waltz onto the stage, XRP itself stumbles like a drunkard at a masquerade ball. Down 2% in 24 hours, now below $2.00, and a 15% plunge since last Thursday. One might conclude that launching ETFs is less a strategy for growth and more a performance art for the crypto theater. 🎭💸
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2025-11-20 23:35