Market Madness: Strategy Surges 20% Amid Critics’ Meltdown – Is This the Bottom?

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What to know:

  • Strategy’s doing a happy dance, gaining almost 7% on Tuesday, bouncing 18% from Monday’s “oh-no” low. 🎉
  • The usual circus: Jason Calacanis, Peter Schiff, and the FT all pulling out their best doom and gloom. Nothing says “bottom” like a ESG-style meltdown. 🥴
  • Bitcoin’s back from the dead! Climbed past $90k after Monday’s epic dip below $84k. Because nothing says “market’s fine” like a roller coaster. 🎢

Turns out, Strategy (MSTR) might just be flirting with a bottom-not because of some fancy charts or game-changing news, but because everyone’s losing their minds. The volume of shrieking, mocking, and victory laps has hit peak capitulation. It’s like a stock market Karaoke night, and everyone’s singing their heart out. 🎤

Over the past 24 hours, critics like Jason Calacanis, host of the “All In” podcast, have been telling everyone to dump MSTR and buy Bitcoin directly because, and I quote, “Told y’all this would happen.” Strategy? “A stunning pyramid,” he says. Because what’s a tech stock without a little pyramid scheming? 🏰

Meanwhile, Peter Schiff, crypto’s favorite grumpy uncle, tossed more shade Monday, calling Saylor a “con man” and claiming the stock is “broken.” Classy. Very professional. 💼

The FT chimed in Tuesday with a classic victory lap, whining about how the “bold and brilliant” Strategy looks “erratic and chaotic.” Seems like the grown-ups are having a tantrum in the corner. 🍼

Critics who basked in their “I told you so” moment saw Strategy plunge over 70% from its late 2024 highs. But guess what? Sometimes that loud, arrogant crowd is actually onto something. When they turn from criticism to swagger, maybe they’re sensing a bottom. Just saying. 🤫

And guess what? Strategy quietly hit a low of $155 on Monday, but closed above $170. Now, it’s over $180 and riding the green wave. Meanwhile, Bitcoin shook off Monday’s drama and rallied past $90k. Talk about a crypto glow-up. ✨

Is this the bottom? No one knows-just like trying to find Waldo in a sea of red and green. But with all the capitulation and chaos, ignoring the signs gets harder every day. Maybe the bears need a new hobby-like actually watching the market instead of just yelling at it. 🐻

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2025-12-02 19:13