Bitcoin: To The Moon…Or The Dumpster? 🚀

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Oy Vey! Bitcoin‘s Going Down? (Maybe!)

So, Bitcoin went up to $90,000, huh? Big whoop! A ‘crucial threshold’ they say. Like $90,000 is some magic number! 🤔 Honestly, it’s exhibiting signs of a correction. A correction! As if losing your shirt wasn’t already a risk with this digital funny money!

A Bull Trap? A Bull Trap?! Is Nothing Sacred?

This “Rekt Fencer” – sounds like a guy who spends too much time on the internet – is saying it’s a “massive bull trap.” A trap for bulls! What’s next, a bear scheme? It means it looks good going up, then WHAMMO! Down it goes! Like a vaudeville routine with a really bad ending.📉

Apparently, back in ‘22 they had this same little dance – went above a number, then PLUMMETED! 60%?! That’s more than my Aunt Mildred lost at the racetrack! And they think it could happen again, down to $36,200. Thirty-six thousand! I’ve seen better prices on herring!

Don’t get cocky just because it went up from $84,000. It’s under the 50-week moving average! Frankly, I don’t even know what a 50-week moving average is, and it’s still bad! It’s like ignoring the warning signs on a runaway train…you know it’s gonna be messy. 🚂💥

But Wait! There’s a Silver Lining…Or Is There?

This Miles Deutscher – a name you can trust? We’ll see! – says there’s a 91.5% chance it’s BOTTOMED OUT! Ninety-one point five percent! That’s practically a guarantee! 🤥 He says all the bad news – Tether this, China that – means it must be going up. It’s like saying a terrible movie is a sign of good taste in irony.

And apparently, “OG Whales” (who comes up with these names?!) stopped selling! The order books are looking… calmer? The Fed might pick a nice guy! QT is ending! It’s enough to make a man believe in miracles…or maybe just a really good con.

So, FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt – very dramatic!), good flows, potentially dovish Fed chair… Deutscher says it’s all adding up to a big, beautiful bottom! Is he right? Are you kidding me? Who knows! In this business, you’re better off flipping a coin. But bring a big bag for the losses…you’ll need it. 💸

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2025-12-06 05:12