The wizards at Pi Network decided that speed is of the essence, thus they recruited a battalion of AIs to turbocharge their Standard KYC, speeding up things faster than a greased-up Nac Mac Feegle on a sugar rush.
Pi Network felt as if their patina of New New Technology required a little more gloss, so they’ve enlisted the aid of advanced AI. This move has sliced their pending reviews like a perfectly sharpened Vorlonsword and doubled the danced numbers of measurably reliable applicants. And in the grand scheme of things, it’s also a stepping stone towards their global Mainnet migration (not that anyone was really delayed), much like the slow but steady migration of a Snark up a treacle tree.
AIs to the Rescue: Boosting Verification Like a Good Cuppa
The AI system, unlike Dr. Spock’s social ineptitude, knows when humans should step in. Using their Pi Fast Track KYC magic, they review applications faster than anyone could review housekeeping records at a hotel with a view like Mt. Toma. AI manages the boring stuff, saving reviewers from the drudgery and freeing them up to comment on AI’s sense of humor-apparently, it’s subpar.
Pi hints that this change eases the load on validators like socks on a damp laundry day, yet somehow manages to save jobs-welcome to the future, folks! This saved labor can empower new roles, like feeding almond snacks to the AI. Scalability has been improved, though it’s not quite as good as hiring a Luggage with a key for everything.
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Pi continues with its identity-verified design, making the network as stoically reliable as a tortoise named Hastings. They work on distributing rewards to validators, reminding us all of the classic game where the more you see, the more you want.
Pi Network: Now With More Verified Users-Did Someone Say Unicorn?
Post-KYC shenanigans, Pi boasts of a svelte 17.5 million verified users, with 15.7 million having migrated to Mainnet with all the grace of a Girion Lofaett’s bomb squad march. With tentatively verified users lurking about, Pi calls for timely dry runs, lest we face a bottle-emptying ballet performance.
They encourage verified users to ensure their digital wardrobes are spick and span-wallets confirmed, 2FA ready, and terms accepted. These mundane tasks ensure accounts are as protected as a bank vault in the vault of the world’s most secure bank (as long as the vampires aren’t in on it).
Pi eyes its verified community like a Death Eater looking for dark arts secrets-foundation stones for future growth and reliable utility development. They see themselves as the Go-To Hives for verified partners everywhere, much like someone in a world where every idea passes through the Big Idea Committee.
Under this enhanced framework, Pi Network promises some electricity to the Mainnet environment’s growth, along with privacy protections that could make a Blind Brandy throw his glasses down in frustration. Together, these advantages keep their network smiley, like a bloodless vampire at a candy store sale.
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