Ah, the digital equivalent of a messy room-except instead of socks, it’s 1.35 billion XRP tokens. Someone’s been tidying up, and it’s not the janitor. 🐳💸
45% Decline in Exchange Balances
According to ChartNerd, XRP’s total exchange balance has plummeted like a confused penguin in a snowstorm. From 3.95 billion to 2.6 billion tokens-what’s next, a 100% drop? 🐧📉
“$XRP’s total balance on exchanges has fallen off a cliff dropping from 3.95 billion tokens to roughly 2.6 billion, marking a 45% collapse in just under 60 days-1.35 billion #XRP removed from public order books.”
– ChartNerd (@ChartNerdTA) December 9, 2025
Could this mean the whales are hoarding XRP like a squirrel with a cryptocurrency obsession? Or are they just trying to avoid the “sell” button? 🧠💰
Meanwhile, XRP’s price is playing hide-and-seek, currently at $2.08-down 42% from its July 2025 peak. It’s like watching a once-vibrant parrot lose its feathers and start speaking in riddles. 🦜📉
Trading volume? Up 38% this week. Because nothing says “confidence” like a 38% increase in chaos. 🤷♂️🌀
Technical Pattern Points to 16% Move
Analyst Ali Martinez is all, “Hey, look at this triangle! It’s gonna break out!” Which is great, but I’m still waiting for my own breakout from this article. 📈
“$XRP is trading inside a triangle and setting up for a 16% move,” Martinez posted.

Will it go up? Down? Or just stare at us like a confused toddler? Only the blockchain knows. 🤔
Long-Term Structure Targets $22 Peak
Analyst CW is painting a picture of XRP’s “four-phase market cycle.” It’s like a four-course meal, but with more volatility and fewer napkins. 🍽️💥
The next target? $22. Because why not? It’s not like we’ve had a 16% move already. 🤯
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