Alright, buckle up. Most of these coins are about as ready to blast off as a sleepy sloth, according to CoinStats. Basically, don’t hold your breath unless you like purple fingers. 🧙♂️
DOGE/USD
So, the adorable chaos monkey, DOGE, has dropped 4.47% in the last 24 hours. Apparently, it’s having a little tantrum – who doesn’t love a good meme coin whine? 🐶💸
Now, on the hourly chart, DOGE’s doing its best impression of a roller coaster coming off a dip. It broke a resistance, volume exploded like a fireworks show, and the bulls are apparently feeling frisky again- or so we hope. The plan? Maybe nudge back to $0.1350 if the stars align (or if someone hits “buy” really hard). 🎯
But, in the grand long-term soap opera-spoiler alert-things look more gloomy than your weekend plans. The price is chilling just above $0.1266, like a hangover in the morning. If it closes around there, brace for a potential nosedive to around $0.12. Joy. 🤡
Looking further into the crystal ball, DOGE might keep slipping, especially if it’s hanging out far from any promising levels. Watch the candle close-if it sneers at $0.1250, get ready for a trip down to the $0.12 basement. Yay for crypto fun! 🚪🕳️
At the moment, DOGE’s chilling at $0.1317, just playing it cool- or maybe pretending not to care. Who knows? Keep your popcorn ready.
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