Behold! The trésors of the Republic tremble as woe whispers to wallets! Those famed figures of labor now nudge with a wink: “Moi, to 2026, your bourgeoise portefeuilles shall shrivel!”
Lo, this fiscal fable portends a dédain for risk! Retailers, those fortune’s jesters, now shun volatile tokens-save they stroke their beards in short-term squabbles, brushing aside catastrophe. 😏
The Stage Whispers: Labor’s États Advises Slower Income Gallop
Behold! Nonfarm Payrolls, that marionnette de chiffres, now flutters: jobs born, yet unemployment swells with a smirk. Wages, once princes, now prance like paupers! 😬
Nonfarm Payrolls: -105k in October… +64k in November
Mystery, n’est-ce pas? – Kevin Gordon (@KevRGordon) December 16, 2025 😏
Disposable income, the claque for crypto’s dance, wanes! Retail farceurs pour surplus funds, ne surendettant! Yet when wages stagnate, one cuts first at the throat of whimsy… and speculative wagers! 🎲
Retailers: The Comedy of Altcoins’ Dramas!
Retailers, those actors of frenzied markets, fuel altcoins with flair-but Bitcoin, the comte, dances with institutions and long-suffering ETFs. 🤠
If Dollars flee, altcoins bow first to the bit! Liquidity dries like a marionnette’s tears, and prices weep till dawn! 😭
Income’s Chute ≠ Price’s Plongeon! Behold, the Crédit!
Prices may rise Against All Odds, yet only if MFFFFFFFF loosens purse strings! Lower rates, dear readers, are créateurs of liquidity! 💸
A cooling labor market graces the Fed with cutting rights-these drachmas, kind to assets, wing felt ropes to markets!
Japan’s Inspecteur Won’t Let You Off Too Easy!
Retail’s woes? Trifles! Institutions too tremble before Homais of Tokyo! 🇯🇵
BoJ hikes 25bps Dec 19
Verily, since their nouveau hikes:
2024: -27%
2024: -30%
2025: -31%
Veritable sans-gilets for BTC! 😱
– Lark Davis (@LarkDavis) Dec 15, 2025
When yen’s keeper tightens purse strings, institutions shuffle with fine anxiety! Crypto, laughs, stocks, they all curtsy! 🪙
Not apocalypse, but thinning crowds! Retainers, cowering from incomes; institutions, fearing liquidity’s waning tide!
Alts, the ingénus, weaken; BTC, the duc, swats gnats! 🦋
Our pièce now shifts: from folies of pockets to macropolis prudence! 🎭
Come 2026, dear spectators, this bit of masque shall reckon crypto’s fate! 🎬
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